only had good luck once because I am abit of a ugly fecker, any way I went out one night and was at the bar when a lass came up to me and asked if she could get me a drink , she must of been talking to me cos no one else was sat near me so I said yes please , she said your a good looking bloke can I take you for a meal , I thought my got she fecking blind, off we went for a meal and she did pay for it , then wait for it she said do you want to come back to my house and make love to me , feck me I thought there must be a god after all, after making love she fell asleep I could not believe what