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Lab

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  1. Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol that stigs a very shrewd man he told me the reason i was riding with him was because his stand was fooked on the scooter and needed somewhere to park it for a quick get awayI'm not the brightest but putting you in it mate won't make it f*****g faster.... Lol ye your right lab Just clarifying my stupidity there....lol
  2. Even the leathers would have a rip in em just to allow the mearest glimpse of ass crack.....lol that stigs a very shrewd man he told me the reason i was riding with him was because his stand was fooked on the scooter and needed somewhere to park it for a quick get away I'm not the brightest but putting you in it mate won't make it f***ing faster.... Lol
  3. Did anyone watch the fight. How was it going.? I would have thought Silva would have finished it pretty sharp if that leg break never happened.
  4. Lab

    Big Cats.

    No I'd give myself a slap, go back to sleep and stop dreaming.
  5. Lab

    Miss These

    Certainly miss the days out. I reckon the first one again will be one not to be missed...:-)
  6. Lab

    Miss These

    Certainly looked like a typical old firm.....meaty tackles, good goals and Dallas a blind orange b*****d.....lol
  7. The dirty wee c**t......get yourself out in the car mate. You never know. Oh and don't be walking up saying "can I have a word?"...just drop the c**t..? As for your misses Jai I'd doubt I'd be able to sleep until I found out who that was. Fair enough a verbal confrontation but he punched her?? Unreal!!!
  8. Beckham Roberto Carlos Nakamura
  9. Haymin was delighted it was a walk...he'd already ran over 3 dogs on the way here. Lab was really amazed that Socks had turned up....and also how small he was?? Lab was excited to meet Baw..all this time talking to someone on the net he had built up a picture of a tall strapping lad but unfortunately a skinnier, camper version of Danny Dyer stood infront of him. Gnasher had decided to walk of infront, he must win this race, it's not a race but Gnasher wants to win it all the same. Max is running after him and as they disappear into the distance there's a faint cry of "honestly pet, gan fir
  10. Lab

    Lee Evans

    Glasgow Oct 30th is it mate.....result cause that's my birthday....happy days...?
  11. Lab

    Lee Evans

    I seen Kevin before he hit the big time...he was class and easy seen he was going to make it. Seen Mickey in Edinburgh..also class. Lee Mack starts a tour next Sept so hopefully he is coming to Edinburgh and I'll make a day of that..?
  12. If yer a junkie you don't get a dog....that's a good start. If your dog attacks someone you pay for there treatment and then you are banned from keeping dogs....forever!!! You can't ask everyone with a dog to get them chipped and buy them muzzles. If you have a potentially aggressive dog then get it muzzled.
  13. They can forget that for a start!!
  14. When??? I've let the girls wee boy(3) play it for ages now. He's gained thousands of pounds, shot every animal under the sun and all for free. Lol
  15. I take a shoe lace out and wrap it round it's neck. Then I pull in opposite directions till I choke it out. I learnt this technique on here as it's similar to getting a pitbull off your gran.
  16. Lab

    Spartacus

    merry Xmas Benny...?
  17. Lab

    Tea

    Not a tea drinker, love my coffee too much. And my new coffee machine that makes 18 cups and keeps warm is the bollocks. Can set it to make your coffee before you get up. Ffs why have I not had one of these years ago..?
  18. You can start by banging there feed bowls when your feeding them.
  19. Lab

    Lee Evans

    Lee is class. His older stuff is better though. Kevin Bridges, Micky Flannagan and Lee Mack are awesome the now.
  20. Nightmare that mate. There's a couple of drives where I pick up that are close to the road. Swine when the dogs away and you don't know where he is and you hear a car coming. Accidents happen though.
  21. you've been oan that babysham again haven't you ya big fanny Hahahah....I'll leave that till tomorrow mate. Merry Xmas..?
  22. If he's in training to get too 20 stone he's doing f***ing great...?
  23. You mean the whippet could see it but chose not to cause it wouldn't catch it. Must have loads of collie in it right enough...??
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