I love farting in public.
We were over the dam, in our hotel lift, it was crammed as, but we held it open for our last mate, when I dropped my guts. Just as everyones face turned sour, he come round the corner and in a split second, and the look of horror on everyones face, decided he wasnt getting in the lift. Everyone started to moan and yell hurry up ffs, he caught a sniff just as the doors closed. Only thing is, no one pushed a button so the doors just closed and the lift didnt move. We we`re stood there for about 2 minutes before anyone realised, all the girls gagging. Masterpiece! Then