MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR INVITED ME TO A MUSLIM WEDDING.
TO BE HONEST, THE RECEPTION WAS NOT MUCH DIFFERENT FROM A REGULAR
BASH, WITH KIDS RUNNING RIOT AND SLIDING ACROSS THE DANCE FLOOR ON
THEIR KNEES.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, MOHAMED GETS UP AND GIVES A SMACK TO THIS ABOUT EIGHT
YEAR OLD GIRL WHO WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR, AND TELLS HER TO BEHAVE,
AND TO GO AND SIT DOWN.
"THAT WAS A BIT HARSH" I SAID, WE EXPECT KIDS TO BE A
BIT LIVELY AT A WEDDING RECEPTION"
"MAYBE SO" HE GROWLED, "HOWEVER, IN ISLAM WE EXPECT A BIT BETTER
BEHAVI