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    Serves the c*nt right.
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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'. The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?' The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.
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    Love to see the maggies getting zapped lol.
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    Saw him being interviewed on the telly last night, when he was asked did you resign before anything else comes out, he side stepped the question completely "as they do" and went down another route avoiding answering the question.
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    First of many perhaps? https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=3&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwibucWwkJ7XAhWYF8AKHf8SDFMQqUMIMDAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thesun.co.uk%2Fnews%2F4821449%2Fmichael-fallon-resigns-as-defence-secretary-in-the-wake-of-westminster-harassment-scandal%2F&usg=AOvVaw3EjuZQ3XU-GiDuorsFB4s0
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    Here you are maggot.
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    Fund Raising

    bob.243 replied to lukey's topic in General Talk

    Geesa a shout once you get something sorted and, I'll send you a donation, a worrying time for them, they need support.
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    You should be ok, have a look here. http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiDhMrcm_3WAhXNyRoKHUYpBfgQFggmMAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.parkers.co.uk%2Fmitsubishi%2Fshogun-sport%2Fstation-wagon-1998%2Fcar-tax%2F&usg=AOvVaw0knYxkS4rhuwV92SuxyyXe
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    https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwiw17yN_fvWAhXEVRoKHRc8BJoQFggmMAA&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.rydale.com%2F&usg=AOvVaw1YuQy5lI8Cr6zCYwgLRQnD
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    On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought The teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The... florist's son brought the teacher a Bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the Teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking A little bit..She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
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    +1 Name & shame!
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    Geldof!

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    F*ckim
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