albert64
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vanilla you must have gone private, mine tasted like shit i had to have the camera up my nose last week now that isnt nice
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dont tell lab that he'll be at the docs mythering for the camera...........lol the weird thing i found was the camera moving about inside you
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no mate the spray stops it......
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stop being a mard arse, theres nowt to it its just a bit embarrasing on the bus on the way home you'll do some of your best farts ever......
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Dont panic and lets look for a positive.............Could have been going in the other end!!... would'nt matter which end they put it in you would it mate.....................
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i've had it mate, its uncomfortable and your burping and farting for fun but you'll get seen too first as your not getting k.o'd wait till your reading the forms you have to sign and it says ou may lose teeth......... the only thing that bothered me was when they tryed to hold my arms down dont worry you'll be like a grimsby sword swallower when they've finished.............
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there's a big difference between a dog that gives a yip or a determined bark when he loses his game at a thick hedge than a yapper
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you'll be alright mate you have a read of the hot babe's thread on here...........lol
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yes it happened in atherton, only 14yrs old............terrible
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how long have you been hunting? and do you rest your permissions?
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happy birthday lads have a good un and christian you old perv put some milfs up..........
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No Wonder Bpr Parked In The Tesco Disabled Space.....
albert64 replied to RossM's topic in General Talk
RM i hope you get carer's allowance for looking after him -
No Wonder Bpr Parked In The Tesco Disabled Space.....
albert64 replied to RossM's topic in General Talk
did he stay in the lines ? -
the dog i've got here was the same, smashing into anything in his way would hit everything at full tilt, dont get me wrong its nice to see but my heart was always in my mouth, the amount of times i've had to repair him i've lost count of, he was like this for the first 2 yrs but these last 2yrs he's settled down and this season i've not had to mend him, a steadier dog will last you longer thats for sure
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hiya mike has this got a hood on it mate
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Cheap Or Expensive Mole Traps
albert64 replied to scotfalconer's topic in Snaring, Trapping & Pest Control
so who do you recommend ordering off.... -
Getting The Ferret Off The Rabbit Once It Has Hold , Quickest Way ?
albert64 replied to atomo's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting
Which finger? Obviously his little finger, any other one would just be cruel. what i tend to do is start with my smallest finger but if you have a determined ferret just go up in finger size most will let go before they get a thumb up the bum i've only ever had to use my thumb once but he was a fiery ferret...... you never use double digits then? do you spit on your finger first no never use the double finger method thats just an old wives tale and no spit thats just wrong -
thick custard and loads of it
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feckin hell mate your grass is worse than mine
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Getting The Ferret Off The Rabbit Once It Has Hold , Quickest Way ?
albert64 replied to atomo's topic in Ferrets & Ferreting
Which finger? Obviously his little finger, any other one would just be cruel. what i tend to do is start with my smallest finger but if you have a determined ferret just go up in finger size most will let go before they get a thumb up the bum i've only ever had to use my thumb once but he was a fiery ferret...... -
very nice....
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thats the bad luck a white mole brings its killed your freezer.......
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you dont need one mate, just hop over the fence........... only joking
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Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... She's eaten enough breakfast
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she's probably attracted to your back to nature appearance the fact you have an apple tree and keep chickens and dont use mod cons like the heating your probably just a case study for her phsycology class
