albert64
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Everything posted by albert64
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same as tomo, I use to use a normall flat back box but when it gave up the ghost I made myself a nice double bow back and I carry it high up my back and it fits comfy, doesn't move about at all many years ago I made a box out of some panels left over from fitting a horse box out 6mm thick smooth fibreglass panelling, it was light and very strong but it was no good as even on a winters day a little bit of sunshine and the ferrets began to suffer they sweated like feck in it
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I only have champagne one's but they are the moet of the ferret world..............
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brilliant mate, bet your chuffed
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well with the wife being 12yrs younger than me I told her when we got together that I know she didn't want me mythering for a shag every night so if she wanted shagging to grab my knob and give it a few tugs and if she didn't want shagging to grab my knob and give it about 500 tugs....................
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this is one of the most sensible things you've asked on here
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I normally spend a month out there, start in Malaysia then we just get on a boat and travel to tiny islands in the middle of nowhere never seen out like that though
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It's taken a while but you've obviously been listening to my many words of wisdom I send your way on Facebook. Your learning...;-) f*****g hell Lab mate you go on as if i'm some kind of virgin!! You say you've given me 'advice' like i don't know what a fanny looks like when i was younger i had it on tap it's only the last year or so where it's been as rare as hens teeth for some reason f**k me you and lab on the pull... now that would be some road trip kevin and perry............lol
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yeah she'll drop her kecks and a knob will fall out..................
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there's a new anti depressant out just for lesbians its called trydicksagain its supposed to be very good
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GOOD!!....Hope it f*****g hurt!..... Oh and troter....."Turn into the skid mate, into the skid"............. charming,,,,alright to blow the feckers brains out but don't try and tarmac the t**t
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I've had one mate, so its a start..........lol
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hope your alright mate new a bloke that rolled his trying to get a pheasant in the road
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I've got a mate that's gay, he told his family at the dinner table on a sunday he explained to them he was gay, he still liked boxing,fishing and football but preferred blokes not women, then his brother says i'm gay too dad well my mates dad hit the roof and said "does no one in this house like minge" his sister rather sheepishly said "I do"...........................
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you just ruined baws next topic.........
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If Pressured. Will A Fox Cross A River ??
albert64 replied to Jake w's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
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you want to get yourself a job lad and stop fecking about in your garage is the neighbour looking out of his window shaking his head...........lol i'll get them poles to you mate been working away
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I've used bupa, got told I needed new knee's when I was 37 , years of the gym took its toll had operations and walked out without crutches, too young for new knee's dropped my weight down to roughly 14st no probs since had a hernia done aswell got told they'd do it keyhole woke up looking like a ripper victim when the doc came round I said "when you said you were doing keyhole, I didn't think youd use the big red one the police have" all in all though got seen to pretty much straight away
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I had a greyhound the same mate always in the feckin bin
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I've had more than my fair share of close shaves normally its the dogs that draw them to you but I've had it when I've been out just me and the rifle the things aren't to be trusted
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going to have a go at making a natural catty already got some hazel,hawthorn and blackthorn forks drying in the shed
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and he's not scribbled on his.......
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Worth a shot I could buy a pen and piece of paper, write a £1 a slap, bet I'd get £100 in an hour lol. Put me down for a fiver's worth. might do that at the game fairs..... Or one of those glass boxes where an attractive young lady sits on a platform above water and you hit the target to knock her off..... God I'd be rich you would be if you had some of those birds archie has as his avatars I was thinking more of me getting dunked lol there'd be loads of takers for that, let me know when your starting.........lol I'm thinking of using battery acid instead of water and charg
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there we have it folks, problem solved. Well done sir he's gutted he leaves this year......
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Worth a shot I could buy a pen and piece of paper, write a £1 a slap, bet I'd get £100 in an hour lol. Put me down for a fiver's worth. might do that at the game fairs..... Or one of those glass boxes where an attractive young lady sits on a platform above water and you hit the target to knock her off..... God I'd be rich you would be if you had some of those birds archie has as his avatars I was thinking more of me getting dunked lol there'd be loads of takers for that, let me know when your starting.........lol
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take your £1 go to the £1 shop get a pack of 4 mars bars give them my nephew to sell at school, 50p each go back to the pound shop and get 2 packs and so on and so on my nephew makes about £20 a day I wouldn't give them my lad he always get caught
