albert64
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Everything posted by albert64
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Worth a shot I could buy a pen and piece of paper, write a £1 a slap, bet I'd get £100 in an hour lol. Put me down for a fiver's worth. might do that at the game fairs..... Or one of those glass boxes where an attractive young lady sits on a platform above water and you hit the target to knock her off..... God I'd be rich you would be if you had some of those birds archie has as his avatars
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we didn't get lab putting pictures of his boiler up but we did get one of the apple tree hope this helps.............
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quick set is all made up and carried in a basket your traditional net is carried separate from your poles and can be used discretely if needed......... get yourselfthe book peg to peg its a good read albert
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you should of took the dough, and rubbed salt in the wounds j
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Was that a knock at the door I just heard?? Might be the member to remove the apple tree , fix the boiler , or the leaky tap no it will be the pest controller after that pesky fox............. or his ex coming back declaring her undying love................ Theres more chance of a Boiler fixing, horticulturist that enjoys shooting foxes turning up at my door looking to do repairs for free and is also a sexy blonde nymph lass....................than the above happening.. yeah right, how did golf go with your EX father in law............
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i drove a 3 year old / 8 year old land rover discovary for a few yrs I used to buy every Q reg I could get my hands on
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many years ago one or two not so legitimate cars used to pass through my hands............... and it used to be very easy to make them legitimate that's why the laws regarding ownership and the insurance register and hpi check should bring up any discrepancy's but it doesn't allways
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Was that a knock at the door I just heard?? Might be the member to remove the apple tree , fix the boiler , or the leaky tap no it will be the pest controller after that pesky fox............. or his ex coming back declaring her undying love................
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on a personal note I wish I wasn't allergic to nuts cos its scary as sh*t when I go into anaphylaxic shock but what I realy wish was my mum wasn't suffering cancer again at 76 she should be having her years left in relative peace to see a woman that has worked hard all her life and put others before herself and still does, that in her day was a very attractive woman that brought us up with as much love and care as a child could want, but whoa betide anybody that dared to harm her children to se the pain in her eyes is heart breaking and I really do wish I could make it go away
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baw can do wishes not the feckin impossible
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b*****d......you stole my wish... if your not fast, your last............ pair of tits thought you already had a pair............
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now we know stans real identity it's gareth gates
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them deer have been there years, probably used to shaking a dog off
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see you got that wrong.............. the old boy i used to hunt with was a rum fecker and he was hard on a dog, not cruel there's a big difference i remember we had to go and pick a springer up that had been running loose around a shoot he was telling me a lad had it brought over from ireland and paid big money for the dog anyways we get there and sure enough the dogs in this wood so i stand at one corner and off he goes, now this dog had been running free for about 2 weeks next thing he comes out the wood with the dog on a lead what the lad who bought it had'nt realised was it was
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....Well thats me got an inch on you already...... 6ft 1.... without heels. I've pm'd JB and i'll be honest he says your a very good looking chap, obviously keeps fit and a thoroughly nice bloke...... ... f*****g slavering wee welsh dwarf!!.. No dirt dishing here butty ...........you've watched too much Jeremy Kyle mun. .... whoa after a bit of dirt was you ginge johnny's like dulux non drip gloss he dont spill anyway there isnt any i'm like a saint me.....
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6"1 in your stilletoes, away and put your man tan on
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Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though ..... no way is he 6ft johnny ? i've heard you look like a basketball player stood next to him........lol and he says its strawberry blonde so we can take that as ginger Hahahahaha......albert I need the rest to break in snooker mun .......f*****g basketball, I need a hiab to do a slam dunk !! .... ffs johnny i'm p*ssing myself here ginge aint coming back with owt is he he's probably shaving his chest
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Pud is 6ft too ain't he, the jury's still out on his hair colour though ..... no way is he 6ft johnny ? i've heard you look like a basketball player stood next to him........lol and he says its strawberry blonde so we can take that as ginger
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there you go lab, i'll give you old bast**d the difference being johnny i'm 6ft with black hair with rugged good looks and could charm the birds out of the tree's on the other hand you have lab, where do we begin ?
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i can just see it now the neighbour looking out of his window saying to his wife what the fecks he fecking messing with now....... i've got some hazel poles here if you want some...
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i played last week with the lad thats just died it was a comp were all the proceeds go to help the heroes i won that one, not playing bad at the moment but it will all go to dog shit soon....
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Never chased in ma life............ You must get all this shite talk fae when ye drove the taxis........ yeh right,,,, your the only bloke i know with a club face......... we'll see what you look like when we have our golf match were trying to sort it out but my pal "bucket of piss" (chris) died on friday night, went home cos he did'nt feel well and that was it was found sat morning the poor fecker a really funny lad as well
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old man i think you'd be in for a shock ya whipper snapper ask johnny boy if i'm an old man he actually turned up to meet me and when your a fanny magnet you dont have to chase you could'nt live with me in the gym in my gym it was normally a ring of men and you had to get in in your gym its probably mens rings and you have to get in............lol
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cant believe you've admitted on here you wax your chest......... is your pigeon chest showing no definition even after all your gym sessions ya feckin woman......
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if your going mate johnny boy wont turn up..............
