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  1. albert64

    Joke

    got to give you that i do alot of work in scotland not had a bad brekkie yet, but they do get told i'm not on a diet......lol
  2. Theres as much chance of you beating me at golf as there is at finding one of those f***ing things in my house. Thats the Union flag by the way not a whippet.... But theres no chance of one of they skinny fuckers either!! won the club comp on saturday and took the money, then sunday 16 played £10 ahead winner takes all, took that aswell and dont slag my flag ya fecker, dont know what all the fuss is about, it caused feckin murders when i would.nt stand up for the irish anthem when i was on the piss in sligo, no wonder johnny would'nt meet up with you in cardiff I wouldn't have st
  3. albert64

    Joke

    Never been in it bud........never will be!! Done a bit of that.......decided i might see where it goes with this one. Hey Scot she's fae Kinross..........posh!! Took me for a "fry up" in cafe in Kinross. Cost me 6.95 PER breakfast and £1.50 PER pot of tea. It was called the Farmers Breakfast and it had 1 egg, 1 sausage, 1 slice of bacon(aye one f***ing slice), haggis, black pudding and beans. Couple of slice of toast...... Said i'll take her tae the cafe in Cardenden.....she'll get double that, a cake, a packet of crisps and a tin of juice for a fiver.... yeah feckin square sausage..
  4. albert64

    Joke

    You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ? Maybe.... come on its not like you not to blow your own trumpet or is she a howler
  5. Theres as much chance of you beating me at golf as there is at finding one of those f***ing things in my house. Thats the Union flag by the way not a whippet.... But theres no chance of one of they skinny fuckers either!! won the club comp on saturday and took the money, then sunday 16 played £10 ahead winner takes all, took that aswell and dont slag my flag ya fecker, dont know what all the fuss is about, it caused feckin murders when i would.nt stand up for the irish anthem when i was on the piss in sligo, no wonder johnny would'nt meet up with you in cardiff
  6. you must of been in labs house with cushions like that
  7. albert64

    Joke

    You should sit back and take note and you might learn something.....maybe even get yer hole if ye did!!!... you got yourself a new bit of skirt lab ?
  8. good luck to the young fella mate i know you'll feel everyone he takes you'll feel sick, he'll be sick he'll feel like crying, you will cry have you had him down to m's gym
  9. johnny if you was half way mate that would be a 6ft dig..............lol Hahahaha........I was stood on a stone. pmsl..........how are you pal, do you still see jesus
  10. johnny if you was half way mate that would be a 6ft dig..............lol
  11. cheers mate, i'll be getting them from b,r's
  12. happy birthday you make sure he runs round after you all day dont let him make out he's rough after the wales win
  13. what kind of tweeking do they need if you dont mind me asking surely they catch straight out of the box the reason i'm asking i'm ordering some from them on monday
  14. see there is more to the story you can see why he's done it, but i was always under the impression that the dogs had to be caught in the act and if he's hiding the bodies what else has he to hide, surely he could of been recompensed for his losses but it would of been better for him if it was him phoneing the odd lot saying a crime had been comitted not a woman that thinks its ok for her dogs to be running around the moors especially at lambing time
  15. the way i see it is if the dogs have been worrying his stock and he's caught them in the act then he's done them in then fair play but if they've been handed to him and he's done them in then thats wrong even if he had proof, he could of made them pay up for damages to his stock i've been on places where weve been shot at with the 12 bore and bullet rifle a pal of mine had his dog shot while it was stood next to him and the farmer went to shoot his pup so he picked it up and carried it the farmer said if he puts it down its dead he even put the gun to my mates head shook him up quit
  16. says tight arse that wont get his boiler fixed
  17. How??? If they were fit to beat up a healthy young man, they dinna need a f**kin disabled space! Exactly......and what happens when they turn up fir there shopping and theres no disabled spaces? Di they go hame and f***ing starve? I'm pretty sure most of them want to be treated just like able bodied folk so why they need a f***ing parking space 3 feet closer than a normal space beats me???.. no they park in the parent toddler spaces spaces i really need then i have to find another spot and try and get my eight kids across a packed car park
  18. i dont qualify but i still do it they get really mad
  19. blue pocket rocket has just been on, he said "i think i made a mistake it was'nt two cripples that battered the shite out of him it was actually two plasterer's going for their dinner what he thought were calipers were actually plasterer's stilts so sorry about the confusion"
  20. albert64

    Steroids

    the trouble is alot of the steroids used are brought in from europe and are synthetic and you dont know what the f**k our putting into yourself you could be injecting piss for all you know
  21. same here or i park in them and stay in the van they go feckin mental especially when you say "i'd of parked in mother and toddler bays but there all took up by cripples"
  22. just had to have a look i mean its bad enough getting battered by one spastic but what are the odds of it happening again
  23. conditions are you've got to live in it for 5yrs before you can sell lab should buy one it would solve his housing problem you could have the poults in the yard problem solved
  24. my old fella told me anything with tits or wheels will cost you money and he was'nt fecking wrong
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