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    along with feckin square sausage, and haggis with everything......
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    right its a clootie dumpling but what the f*ck is a clootie dumpling you eat some shite you scots
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    Do you snap there teeth so they don't kill in too?????? Feeding bread and milk is out-dated to feck, if at 18 your the future of our sport then I dispair, theres no need to feed bread and milk these days theres loads of dry complete foods out there if you can't get access to meat. I think someones on the wind up johnny.............
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    now that's how a pup should look
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    why would they be curled under their feet ? perhaps its all the vitamins you give that make their nails grow ? how longs their hair ?
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    f**k Wimbledon I've just been doing a job there £250 for a poxy hotel per night and that's the cheapest I could find
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    don't worry mate I still think your a c**t.............. I wouldn't think anything else mate.... Lol never let it be said you dont make friends very easily......lol infact your probably on par with.......................RFYL........................ I liked him...:-) I did he was quite funny i'm gonna bring him to the fishing comp then your all f***ed he's caught marlin dont you know...........
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    Who are you calling a ditto . You want to take this offline? carefull johnny you might get your head licked in..............
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    don't worry mate I still think your a c**t.............. I wouldn't think anything else mate.... Lol never let it be said you dont make friends very easily......lol infact your probably on par with.......................RFYL........................
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    perhaps he knows there wont be a fight if he's asking for that amount of the purse? it'd be nice if they made it winner takes % of the purse we'd see a fight then
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    ok roy cropper its called a car you dozy fecker.........
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    I have one of those shopping bags with wheels on get loads in it
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    don't worry mate I still think your a c**t..............
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    always done it mate, and when we only used hemp used to paint the pegs different colours
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    alright Lee, never clipped a ferrets nails in the 40yrs ive kept them mate but I can see where your coming from regards the young un handling them.... the last thing you want is a nip with him being so youmg
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    get them on a carcass, feed them shite there going to be be slow on the uptake it sounds to me neither mother or kits are getting enough nutrition
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    ruby tex is gonna end up like that unless he finds himself a bird..........
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    not as big as that bloke with 10st testie's............lol
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    give them carcass and they wont need any extra vitamins.........
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    i met a fary today who granted me one wish, "i want to live forever" i said "sorry i'm not allowed to grant wishes like that" "fine" i said "i want to die when liverpool win the premiership" "you crafty c**t" said the fairy

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      PIL

      Lol

    2. mickmck

      mickmck

      a fary lol !!

  21. albert64
    he's like a pair of knickers on a washing line............lol
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    Like you, I am only ever on a golf course in the dark......my brother used to be very good and played all over the world until his back finally gave out I know loads of lads that play and they love it, not my cup of tea as I could never f*****g stand those two bob millionaires in an half circle at the bar talking loud......I know you get them everywhere but golf clubs seem to have more than their fair share, drive me f*****g mad ! Lol totally agree with you wilf, never thought i'd like it for the very same reason but you don't have to talk to them, had loads of run ins with the to
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    another time we were playing heaton park municipal, and i'd took this young lad from work so there's 4 of us going along as you do, and I had a couple of bangers (fireworks) in my bag, yeah like you do lol so were coming up to the green and this blokes getting ready to tee off and he passes the usual alright you having a good un mate so I says yeah mate see you later, so said to the young lad go and light this firework behind my mate while he tees off so off the young lad goes with his firework lights it then boom!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this bloke chased him for about 15mins with not a chance of c
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    them exploding balls are great, the look of horror on the blokes face, i'm pissing myself writing this nearly all the courses near me run along the Mersey, and one of the lads that plays with us is a right bad tempered little t**t and is forever changing his clubs blaming them for his bad shots so this day he drives off, hooks it straight in the Mersey so tees up his 3rd shot straight in the Mersey well I;m pissing myself like you do 5th shot off the tee yes straight in the Mersey so I says "its a tuff course this" well it sends him over the edge and he slings his brand new titleist dr
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    rake let me warn you, it turns grown men of good character into dirty cheating lying b*stards...... I always count my shots and I count the other players shots aswell its great when you catch them cheating, there to worried that your watching every shot and their game goes to rat shit but you'll have some fun, the time I dropped the lady capt with a drive right between the shoulder blades silly bitch was stood on my fairway, her husband bought me a drink...lol or the time I was in a comp and the bloke I was playing lost his ball in the rough found a couple of pro v's, not his so
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