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albert64

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  1. My hairs part grey & to be honest if it goes white I wont dye it.. just get a good crop on it .. I cant stand women who leave there hair to grow long & its part grey .. looks rank .. I think you need a good short cut to carry off grey hair when your female WHITE!!!! Fkn hell, so there is worse to come My hair will go white as I get older .. my old dads been white for 30 years Now you mention it, I saw a white haired paki once, that looked f*****g mental same here baw, he was in cowdenbeath and he spoke the local dialect............jockanese
  2. ^^^ carefull lab-tastic he's got them big hands
  3. I take it you moved johnny don't let lab know you can trim trees
  4. Really..I love a nice welsh accent. Not really the Barry Island kind of one but the other less brash type..... Lol got to agree lab tastic, theres some good looking birds in the valleys and that soft welsh accent is lovely theres some fit birds in Liverpool but by feck that accent grates me Oh no I like the Liverpool accent as well mate. I'm sure there's rough versions off it but I like the way they say my name ..."steeeeeeeven!!".. Lol I know what your saying steeeeeeeeven but the feckers never shut up my eldest brothers married to one, feck me she doesn't come up for a br
  5. Really..I love a nice welsh accent. Not really the Barry Island kind of one but the other less brash type..... Lol got to agree lab tastic, theres some good looking birds in the valleys and that soft welsh accent is lovely theres some fit birds in Liverpool but by feck that accent grates me
  6. that's labs muslim side of the clan.........
  7. I've got a great personality I'll have you know. And Jai's got a swimming pool. I know I've seen him walk on it...............
  8. the welsh good looking ? are you mad have you seen johnny and jai..........the welsh ferreters mind you looking at pictures of their women they both punch above their weight or did their ladies just pick the best of a bad bunch ?........haha
  9. your not getting out of it that easy................... wouldn't it be good if everyone turned up with ginger hair
  10. sorry mate just aint the same as lab-tastic..........think your going to be less popular on here now......... ....f**k off, trying to get folk to say i'm a prick eh L1....i know your game sunshine....... tbh mate i hate being called "L1" can i go back tae stewie malt??........... no you cant you misbehaved under that name.......................
  11. whats the tw*ts new name ? probably calling himself ally mc coist
  12. boxed set of british birds in aviculture 4 book collection in excellent condition apart from a pen mark on the inside cover of one where I caught my little girl just going to start drawing, this is not on a page with writing £65 posted cheers albert
  13. at least you wont have to be embalmbed
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    Pranks.....

    you wait till lab gets hold of ya
  15. had it on a range rover, I flushed everything out still the same in the end I took the rad out and took the top and bottom off the rad leaving just the middle and the vanes were blocked, got an hacksaw blade and cleared the shite out, it took ages but worked perfectly afterwards
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    Gypsy's

    I kid you not, that happened to my mate when we were fishing, pmsl
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    Pranks.....

    many years ago I was a f*cker for f*cking about me and my mate were in a boozer one Friday teatime so my mate goes I've got a great trick, go on then show me says I all in good time, all in good time says he so about 15mins later he starts giggling and looking sheepish so i'm looking at him and he says your going to see my trick in a minute next thing 4 firemen came in, now we used to do some pretty class trick on each other so i'm thinking whats the c*nt done next thing there carrying a bloke out of the sh*thouse with the toilet seat stuck to his arse yes he'd put super glue on the to
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    Fat People

    my old fella always said marry a fat bird no f*cker pinches fat birds its aload of bollocks when statistics say your obese if your fat you know your fat, simples a fecking mirror doesn't lie
  19. or boilers, apple trees, electrics, women or jam making
  20. f*ck stabba's b/day Christian your new avatars are mint mate..............
  21. Nope can't say I have been there mate. But always happy to try places people recommend....:-)lab pm me yir number I've got somethin to show you lol your beginning to sound like his old priest...............
  22. f*****g heard it all now.... How much for a cup of Stovies in there?? £25 quid.... Ahahahaha fecking hell ginge didn't think youd splash out
  23. I've had one or two welsh things dripping but they weren't fecking sandwiches your all fecking animals
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