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You'll never guess what the ginger one has been up to?? Been making strawberry f*****g jam while she paints his kitchen!!!!!!!! Talk about role reversal, he is the biggest fanny going you know you cant mention strawberry near the ginger one............
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10.8 mate. As I say I wanted to improve but when they didn't allow me into the men's section I got totally pissed off. It was the difference between 6-8 tournaments and 20-25. Biggest reason I can't get my handicap down is I hit it a long way.... So when it's wrong it's way wrong.... Lol If I play regular my handicap should be nearer 8. I'm the type of player you want to partner at match play...;-) your a decent player then mate I have the same trouble as I hit it a long way I've stopped using the driver, yesterday just used a 5 wood off the tee and was hitting it 230ish and strai
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she'll see the light and we'll all have to pick up the piece's again
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get playing rake, no good thinking about it then when we come up next year you can be on labs team we could have Scotland against England labs a dark horse, club champion eh!!!!!!!! your spoilt with course's up there whats your handicap lab ?
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go with ya pals and have a knock we have a laugh when we go, but we always play for a few quid love going to Scotland, stay at Brighouse bay then travel about to different courses
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yes mate I play took the money again today always done contact sports boxing, thia etc only went for a game with my mates cos we was going on the piss afterwards wish i'd of started years ago, we come upto your neck of the woods every year and every course we play is teaming with hares and rabbits give it a go you might enjoy
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cheers scot, won loads of matches on there do you know what stretch mate
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just looked at the topic 77 pages ffs not reading all that whats the date and where is it and is it pond or river and you'll need more than a quarter pint of maggots ya tight fecker
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i'm not going to read 60 odd fecking pages of your ramblings am I lets start again are you goin yes/no are you taking your jam..........cant believe you've been making fecking jam........soft lad
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you'll have to wait and see what they malt out like mate depending on which was the cock bird, you should be able to work out which could possibly be hens
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have you heard yourself, you and baw have probably never eaten a salad in your lives or is it something you've just started eating with everyone calling you a fat c*nt you jocks deep fry everything anyway This from the man that was scared to put his photo up....:-) not scared mate just don't know how to put pictures up and johnny put you right on that one mate You going to the fishing thing then??? where's the fishing comp at ? are you going ? is it coarse, sea ,river i'll bring a few phessies for a stew and you can bring your deep fried strawberry's
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Aye maybe in 1972...do folk still eat that... It's very good on salad, you've never lived. Scott...... There's lots you don't know about me mate, like I've just made 6 jars of strawberry jam...;-) did you deep fry the strawberry's....?
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have you heard yourself, you and baw have probably never eaten a salad in your lives or is it something you've just started eating with everyone calling you a fat c*nt you jocks deep fry everything anyway This from the man that was scared to put his photo up....:-) not scared mate just don't know how to put pictures up and johnny put you right on that one mate
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you said you'd never eat salad again after I told you what labs ex used to do with a lettuce leaf.... that's the only time labs been near salad believe me
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have you heard yourself, you and baw have probably never eaten a salad in your lives or is it something you've just started eating with everyone calling you a fat c*nt you jocks deep fry everything anyway
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when the cull starts there'll be more anti's in the countryside than there are badgers but there numbers will soon drop same as the badgers......
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looks like you've got a lutino mate
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oh there great fun to watch and listen to mine danced, sang loads of different songs talked non stop, used to tell the dog to do things talked in my ex's voice even when the wife moved in but when the tw*t grabbed hold of your finger many a time I had the b*****d by the throat the lad I sold it to (a mate) new the script about it not liking women but his misses loved it, it used to ask for a kiss so one day she gives in and gives it a kiss only for the f****r to grab her face his misses has got a nice big scar on her face now
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on some of my nets if I've not use end pins I use a 12" oak pin the ones they use when there putting up oak framed buildings and what I've done on a couple of 25yarders is put a short length of 6mm stainless rod through the oak pin, about 2" down the peg making a T peg, drill a hole for my running lines they work a treat
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mine hated women, it bit me a few times and it hurts they can be temperamental at the best of times it would act all coy when a woman went near it asking for a tickle then when they thought it was cuddly he'd strike me personally i'd leave well alone
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i'm not paying for a licence cos all you put on is shite......close the gate on your way out.........
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60 seconds of flickers porn on a projector and you can still mind it, kids today with there Internet accessing phones don't know they are born Can mind finding stuck together porno mags in bushes etc, don't see them anymore That was like finding a 20 pound note that. Usually they were f****d wi the rain but you still managed to catch a glimpse of a big hairy mot... Lol they weren't stuck together with rain .....ya thick fecker...
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f**k me don't you know anything....................
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have i missed owt ?
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yes lab lol
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Who would miss the big ginger gay kunt
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wouldn't miss lab.....not with a fecking shovel anyway
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told you you wouldn't be disappointed I've took some rabbits with mine and your right about accuracy, gives you confidence to take the longer shot
