Years ago as a kid, walking round a gravel pit and stopped to get chatting to a bloke that was fishing.
Anyway, the normal bollocks about the state of the fishing starts being talked about and I say “he had a few thebither day, that f***ing bloke with the limp”
”who” says the bloke
”you know, that miserable f***ing hop a long c**t with the gammy leg.......miserable crippled old b*****d, always moaning....f***ing hatebthat bloke.....do you know him?”
”Yeah, I know him” says the bloke.....”he’s my brother !” Lol