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    Acid Attacks

    He will be getting the Arsehole took out of him by some giant f***ing spade in Belmarsh as we type........and long may it last the horrible little f***ing weasel !
  2. Haha, if there is one thing the police have got its time..........they can wait forever. I did a job in Surrey police HQ, you want to see the size of the forensics building they have there.....it’s f***ing massive. If one of your nose hairs drops out while you are upto no good they will find it.....they have the time, the technology and the rescources. Theres lads doing 18 years behind the door now over a 20 year old speck of blood that you can’t even see with the human eye. Sod all that.
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    December tradition

    So, a bit like a local boozer on New Year’s Eve then ! Lol
  4. No problem other than you are going to probably do 25 years ! Lol
  5. Layer Cake has one of the all time greatest and most realistic crime film scenes imho. The scene where Morty gives it to the bloke in the cafe is a classic. ”never mind all that, let’s have a nice cup of tea !” Quality
  6. In those immortal words, he is f****d ! Lol
  7. Mate, there’s nothing wrong with mundane and boring.......mundane and boring in relation to that world is a good thing beleive me. I like mundane and boring, it’s the way forward
  8. I have no idea mate, I don’t know who the bloke is. But if that what he said then that has to be one of the shittest excuses ever for shitting on people you know for a few quid ! Haha
  9. I don’t know if the bloke that wrote Judas Pig was brave, greedy or stupid.......whatever it was, no amount of money in the world would get me to throw lads to the wolves to write a book or look over my shoulder the rest of my life because I wrote it. Nobody would want to be him, beleive me !
  10. Oh my god you f***ing grenade magnet, never mind your medics course......if I was wounded in battle and I saw your idiot form running up the beach to help me I would genuinely put a pistol in my mouth and end it all just so I didn’t have to endure your nonsense craic while you bandaged me up !
  11. This is my years worth getting thrown back in the shed in August mate.
  12. Some people get paid to not cut their bog mate but peat (turf) is part of the furniture here and almost everyone uses it. Its not very eco friendly but you have to cut so little of the bog to make a years worth of turf that it don’t really notice......as I say, I own 2 bogs and I will never ever run out.
  13. Paganism is a beleive a derogetary term coined by early Christians and has been adopted to encapsulate everything that don’t fall under the banner of well known world religions. I count myself as a Christian in as much as I beleive Christ existed and that I beleive the bible to be a complete road map to human happiness........however, my beleive in creation stems from the very fact that all beleife systems are so similar when you cut away the bollocks. The whole human race since stone henge and milenia before that didn’t suddenly all have the same delusion, our ancestors sensed somet
  14. WILF

    wagyu

    Loved that little film mate, brilliant stuff. When you see farmers just turning out plain old stock, basically just farming for subsidy then you see men like that who have a top of the range product and beleive in that product......they are farming to produce the best quality product they can and charge the right money rather than waiting for a handout from the EU. They are an example every farmer should be working towards.
  15. The peat you burn is different to the peat they bag for gardens. As you say, the stuff you burn is also in blocks.......the stuff they bag for the garden is I beleive the over burden on the top of the stuff you burn.
  16. Just use it the same mate, it’s fine in a wood burner, open fire or whatever. its cleaner than bloody coal that for sure but it burns similar in that it glows rather than burns with a flame. It smell nice too
  17. what was that Kay, “talking of aids......here’s Jimmy Somerville” anyway..........
  18. Kate Pearson........I'd let her give me aids !
  19. I refuse to take musical instruction from a man who’s greatest military achievement was a Bronze medal in the 100m at Headly Court !
  20. Lyrically relevant, underrated blah blah zzzzzzzzz........who f**k do you think you are, the airborne Melvyn Bragg ?
  21. I will genuinely fly over there and slap you about !!
  22. From a practical point of view, wolly Coates dogs are a pure pain in the arse, pick up every bit of crap like a magnet, hide cuts and make the cut area a b*****d to treat.....other than that, they are alright
  23. WILF

    Porn. WTF?

    I remember you saying you were going to vote conservative at the last election, I assume it has had much the same effect?
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