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Mine too, it’s just who we are now….still, on the upside, it’s puts what was always coming a few steps closer mate.

I suppose back injuries must be rife keep looking in everyone’s bin for the wrong type of rubbish like the f***ing stasi mate ?

Mate, I know….like I’m all for lads being safe and not expecting them to risk themselves….its just a job at the end of the day, we all want to go home in one piece….i remember the bad old days of “if you don’t like it, f**k off” when lads were asked to do extremely dodgy stuff….but how much is this utter nonsense costing everyone ? Because at the end of the day, it’s all built in to the prices of everything….it filters to everyone, everywhere eventually. A completely non productive yet massive chunk of the economy

I kid you not mate, I rocked up on a job once to install the kit for 200 people…..it had been a shell and core job and they were finishing downwards, they were a month behind schedule so it meant instead of having a finished building and left to my own devices I only had one finished floor which was the top floor……so anyway I get there and the site foreman says “you can’t use the front because we are still using it, youll have to use a back staircase” Fine, it’s f***ing August and it’s 90 degrees and we have 10 artics to unload but f**k it, whatever….just leave us alone and make sure nobo

Trump and Millionaires didn’t fairly distribute the dog shampoo so he couldn’t go ! lol

Back to pet hates and talking of traffic Marshall’s…..then something I loathe with a passion is…..Traffic Marshalls !!! In London it used to be like f***ing Mecca there were that many of the c**ts all loitering about the entrance to every building site in town ! They used to think they ran whole streets !…..if I had a quid for everyone of them I’ve had to tell to f**k off out the way or I will run them over I would be living in St Tropez ! Like, when did we all become so spastic that we need teams of people to stop us doing things we managed to do for generations with no si

Have to say, that’s one thing that is brilliant here…..none of that bollocks. If I have a pothole in my lane or over hanging branches or even if the whole road needs resurfaced, I can just phone the council and 3 blokes turn up with a van and a jcb/road layer/bush cutting tractor and just do it !!……like, a week from phoning and it’s done ! No traffic signals or gangs of traffic Marshall’s stood 30 handed in Hi Viz, no miles of road cones…..they have a 2 signs, two traffic cones and tools on the van…..job done ! Council tax is €90 a year !

I’d imagine they are one rough deal for a dog ?

You forgot about the RAMS, calculating the diesel to drive there and back, calculating the amount of petrol the paddy’s motorbike will use, calculating the size and depth of each pot hole per mile and then calculating the cubic amount of material, making sure everyone is pot hole trained, has done manual handling for when they lift the bucket of concrete, life guard training for when they add the water to the dry mix, ensure that they have adequate time for Ramadan and beard grooming, access their mental health at start and end of shift, have filed requests for buckets, shovels and brooms 3 mo

Have you ever put a dog on an otter mate ?

Genetically Irish huh…..that explains a lot ! lol

Then the Sikhs did it to the Irish ! lol

Yes mate, a top lad.

Only ever went there once, there was me, The Stiffmeister, Fellman and Chris Jones…..brilliant company in great surroundings and as always, brilliantly funny.

I have a very similar boxing Hares bronze to that mate, my wife bought it for me nearly 20 years ago at Lowther game fair.