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FightTheBan

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  1. i went on a date last night & the bloke said when he met me '' oh your in colour'' :laugh: Aye sorry about that, maybe it was a tad rude of me... FTB
  2. I logged on but all it done was pinch off a massive shite right in front of the camera then smear it on the lens. Filthy b*****d FTB
  3. daft c...t What about your ''Old-man having a shite'' ?............................................................................................................... ATB ! What dance track would you like played in the background? Vengaboys FTB
  4. Very good post. And I agree with the remain silent part wholeheartedly. No comment. FTB
  5. I have a box for sale...waiting on someone to get back to me but if money is tight for him you can have it. FTB
  6. RIP Jock, never knew him personally but he was a well respected terrierman in these parts, earned his respect the proper way. FTB
  7. Armed police closed the A9 looking for someone, if I see a nigger outside my house I will have a shitfit...

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Cant you lure him out with a £5 note on the end of some fishing line ? then give him a nice JAW SHOT !!

  8. The thing most people forget as stoats, weasels, crows and other flying shite are equally as damaging to breeding stock as foxes are. Try and get to grips with the range of vermin as much as anything else. Get the place laced with fenn traps. Every dyke, river and nook and cranny. If snaring is totally out of the question, then you need to seriously think about alternative methods. I agree a larger rifle will be needed, get the hounds in to hunt up the woods and hill fringes, utilise terriers etc etc. ATB FTB
  9. Where abouts are you mate? I would suggest setting up a large scale snaring system of middens and tracks through woodland on the lower ground. Snares on quad tracks etc on the hill and leading to it. FTB
  10. Avatar is hilarious big dog FTB
  11. Tell her you can get a new breed, a toy breed...miniature Airdale. Then just get a black and tan lakie. Probably still be shite though just not as shite as an airdale. FTB
  12. Dances I would have thought having a catch dog, course dog, kill dog would have been more of a hinderance than a lamp? FTB
  13. Nah Darryl will have it off me. He doesnt call me hurtfull names like bum boy How very rude. FTB
  14. Why you selling a dog? I didnt know your a messer, I may retract my offer FTB
  15. wat the f**k wouldnt like to meet u in the dark Well dont buy it then messer FTB
  16. You selling the dulux colour chart, second photo down and where did you get your kitchen units? FTB
  17. If he can afford to turn down a million quid just because he would look bad for accepting it. 1. It is obscene. 2. It shows how much he actually makes. 3. He felt he didnt deserve it. 4. He must have felt a certain amount of guilt or shame. Feck him. FTB
  18. Got barryvox pulse and bellman and flint collar and box, £250 take your pick. Dont need both so one wants to go. But f**k me about and you WILL get dry bummed to death. FTB
  19. Hey Ive got some new shoes on and suddenly everything feels right...

    1. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      Thats what you get for buying 2 right shoe's lol

       

    2. Moll.

      Moll.

      Do they have metal rods coming out of the sides going up under your knees FTB?

    3. stabba

      stabba

      paulo nutini i fancy

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  20. HaHa... only when Borders get mentioned !!! There was fuckall wrong with his whites and there's fuckall wrong with his Borders. How mch would it cost to get a border pup off him? Serious question, only those with experience need answer. FTB
  21. Turns out that Hamster I buried last night may not have actually been dead, aparently it was hibernating lol oh well it is dead now, poor wee b*****d...

    1. RossM

      RossM

      It wouldnae have felt a thing when they in that state, couldve bounced it doon the stairs and the lazy wee Cnut still wouldnae wake up!

    2. LUMPHAMMER

      LUMPHAMMER

      You Cruel bastardd, Bill odies gonna get you !!

    3. Carraghs Gem

      Carraghs Gem

      its only a tail-less rat, buy em a new one!

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  22. And add to the evergrowing list of people breeding failed workers? FTB
  23. Especially with taxi drivers. FTB
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