Aaron, such filth, I'm shocked!!! LOL!
It's been quite a few years since I've indulged and I've been single now for eighteen months and I honestly can't be arsed with any of them anymore.
I pulled (got pulled...) last Saturday after a local music festival, ended up at some birds house, did her bent over the kitchen sink then her 18 year old daughter came screaming in and a major domestic ensued. Feckin' nightmare!!!
It just underlined my resolve that they're all mad and I can't be arsed, and yes Aaron, I know you'd have sugested a threesome... LOL!