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YOKEL

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    The Royals

    I was going to say "you couldn't make it up" but someone clearly is! I'm sure there's a teenager in his room somewhere spreading half this shite on the internet for a craic, and laughing his tits off at all the nutters taking it as gospel and spreading it far and wide, like eating spiders in your sleep... Yokel
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    Art work

    Got these from years back... Yokel
  3. Well worth another watch.... Yokel
  4. I've got my name down for two! Yokel
  5. There never was a 'Kate', Palace admits | The Daily Mash WWW.THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK BUCKINGHAM Palace has admitted that no such person as ‘Kate Middleton’ ever existed outside of digital imaging... yokel
  6. That's exactly what AJ needed to do. I'm chuffed for the fella, he's knuckled down and kept busy since his loses to usyk and seems to be quite open about his meltdown afterwards. Let's hope we get to see him continue in the same way and finally get it on with Fury, tho I won't hold my breath... personally, I'd like to see this version of him have another crack at usyk... Yokel
  7. It's worrying that it's spreading to the older generation. I pretty sure the man who started this thread left his youth behind some moons ago....sure that weed is getting stronger tho....or it could just have been a Friday night "joke" Yokel
  8. Fake, utter nonsense. You've only got to read the comments! Posting shite before fact checking again I see.... Yokel
  9. "Shove it up your arse!" Absolute quality! Yokel
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    His last ride

    If you don't care one jot, why comment at all, let alone a comment that's just cuntish and wrong. Where is this young girl he found and married as a sex tourist? Where did you get this information from? Must have been a previous marriage maybe? Please tell.... Yokel
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    His last ride

    Who is Dave Myers' wife Liliana Orzac as BBC chef's heartfelt wish came true before death aged 66 - Liverpool Echo WWW.LIVERPOOLECHO.CO.UK The tragic news was confirmed by his co-star, Si King f***ing sex tourist? She was the manager of the hotel they were staying at whilst filming, hardly looks a "young girl" either! Two kids to boot....you feeling alright? There's an old saying round my way, if you've nothing nice to say, f.uck off and be a c.unt somewhere else..... Oh, R.I.P. Dave, always came across a genuine nice fella .. Yokel.
  12. Lord Lucan or shergar....or Elvis, but he works in the chippy? Yokel
  13. Aye, eating litters ain't that rare with them daft buggers. Seen more manny e.b.t's then any other of the bull breeds as well. Wouldn't give you two bob for one. Had a half cross over thirty years ago, he'd bite ya as soon as look at you.....
  14. Old mates of mine off the estate put them on! (Proper stuff) meet ups at Tesco's in milton, sometimes "deputy dawgs truck stop near B.S.E...Proper blast from the past.... Yokel
  15. Driving into jaywick always reminds me of one of those "wrong turn" type horror films, absolute s.hit house. A few years back, in between jobs, I was delivering white goods and TVs and such like. Delivered girt big flat screens to jaywick that I swear were worth more than the hovels I was leaving them at!.... As for them dogs, I'd tap every one of the useless fu.ckers.... Yokel
  16. I wasn't taking it as a dig, sounds like you have a similar set up and I totally get what you're saying re: these big recreation type things. Just trying to cash in on something that's long gone. I used to frequent a club called "Milwaukee's" back in the early 90's, equinox etc. was the other side of Bedford/Luton sort of area. The place is wasteland now. They piped up a handful of years back, doing "reunion" nights bla bla....very much turned out as you spoke of above, over the hill tits and ket head kids....not for me sir. We've a good little scene right on my doorstep now, being put on by
  17. I go most years to rooster, my cuppa tea that. Funny enough, it was one of my mates who's to do with the little "reunion nights" I mentioned above who gave me the heads up Andy was going to be playing. He was quite pally with him, think they'd played a bit together way back when.... Yokel
  18. No over the hill tough guys or their bleached blonde bimbo's here. Just around 100 max like-minded people of a certain age listening/chatting and dancing to three old djs who'd been in the thick of it around these parts playing some absolute bangers! It's a guest list only type of thing, and if anyone dared turning up in a hi Vis, white gloves or blowing a f***ing whistle, they'd be promptly shown the door! ...oh, I also see Andy (Weatherall) a few months before he past. At the red rooster festival of all places, playing old 60's rockabilly type stuff! A great (and very messy) few days...
  19. This is how we used to do it...couple of my mates off the estate used to put on the "proper stuff" raves from around 90/91. Still matey with a few people from that scene. Eclipse/kite high/Braintree barn etc. A couple of the dj's from back then have set up a little thing that gets together about three times a year. Proper old school. Has to be on vinyl and between 89 & 91... http://youtu.be/ybApmWTM0CU?si=MCkk5zHekc7YPWat Yokel
  20. How f.ucking inadequate have you got to be, to catch two people out unawares whilst they're eating their dinner, opening fire on them with an SMG, and not only fail to kill them, but have one of them stab you to death??? Something tells me his heart wasn't on the job at hand.... Yokel
  21. Great film, and I would never had guessed the twist at the end! Cracking.... Yokel
  22. She was ok with Paul Daniels, don't know if I'd trust her in a survival situation tho... Yokel
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    Weed ;)

    I remember you saying about the fella pulling big bucks at burning man. Them shrooms are rolling high a.t.m. do me proud... Yokel
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    Weed ;)

    Swim says shrooms are on average £10 a g. £25 for 3g. Looking at the dosing on that bar, swim says 3 to 5g of shrooms, so £30/40 a bar wouldn't be out of the way. Seems steep, but I know plenty pay it for raw shrooms.... Yokel
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