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    The Royals

    Rumours of an 'extremely important' announcement from the Royal Family aren't what they seem - JOE.co.uk WWW.JOE.CO.UK Social media has been going mad over rumours of a royal announcementIn case you’ve been living under a rock, it’s... Yokel
  2. The wonderful story of Henry sugar...and three more. On netflix. First class!!! Yokel
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    The Royals

    Don't be fooled, that'll obviously be a clone or some sort of automaton....cor, I don't know, some people are so easily duped, I blame the Rona! Yokel
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    The Royals

    Apparently he ran out of 50p's for the meter and his heat lamp packed up! Yokel
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    The Royals

    I used to love V when I was I kid! Oh please let it be that.... Charlie wolfing down a guinea pig on pebble mill.... Yokel
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    The Royals

    I've just booked the day off work and ordered in a jumbo bucket of popcorn! Tho I think copious amounts of weed is more the ticket for this sort of caper! Yokel
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    The Royals

    I'd have a fair guess at f.uck all! Either that, or you believe the above, and king Charlie is abdicating (or abducting someone ) and the daughter of his pervert brother Andrew is going to leapfrog all the others and become queen!!!! I mean, it's plausible enough ain't it? Harry and his missus are releasing a porn film, and William is going to reveal where he buried the wife....I think that's the gist.... Yokel
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    The Royals

    I was going to say "you couldn't make it up" but someone clearly is! I'm sure there's a teenager in his room somewhere spreading half this shite on the internet for a craic, and laughing his tits off at all the nutters taking it as gospel and spreading it far and wide, like eating spiders in your sleep... Yokel
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    Art work

    Got these from years back... Yokel
  10. Well worth another watch.... Yokel
  11. I've got my name down for two! Yokel
  12. There never was a 'Kate', Palace admits | The Daily Mash WWW.THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK BUCKINGHAM Palace has admitted that no such person as ‘Kate Middleton’ ever existed outside of digital imaging... yokel
  13. That's exactly what AJ needed to do. I'm chuffed for the fella, he's knuckled down and kept busy since his loses to usyk and seems to be quite open about his meltdown afterwards. Let's hope we get to see him continue in the same way and finally get it on with Fury, tho I won't hold my breath... personally, I'd like to see this version of him have another crack at usyk... Yokel
  14. It's worrying that it's spreading to the older generation. I pretty sure the man who started this thread left his youth behind some moons ago....sure that weed is getting stronger tho....or it could just have been a Friday night "joke" Yokel
  15. Fake, utter nonsense. You've only got to read the comments! Posting shite before fact checking again I see.... Yokel
  16. "Shove it up your arse!" Absolute quality! Yokel
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    His last ride

    If you don't care one jot, why comment at all, let alone a comment that's just cuntish and wrong. Where is this young girl he found and married as a sex tourist? Where did you get this information from? Must have been a previous marriage maybe? Please tell.... Yokel
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    His last ride

    Who is Dave Myers' wife Liliana Orzac as BBC chef's heartfelt wish came true before death aged 66 - Liverpool Echo WWW.LIVERPOOLECHO.CO.UK The tragic news was confirmed by his co-star, Si King f***ing sex tourist? She was the manager of the hotel they were staying at whilst filming, hardly looks a "young girl" either! Two kids to boot....you feeling alright? There's an old saying round my way, if you've nothing nice to say, f.uck off and be a c.unt somewhere else..... Oh, R.I.P. Dave, always came across a genuine nice fella .. Yokel.
  19. Lord Lucan or shergar....or Elvis, but he works in the chippy? Yokel
  20. Aye, eating litters ain't that rare with them daft buggers. Seen more manny e.b.t's then any other of the bull breeds as well. Wouldn't give you two bob for one. Had a half cross over thirty years ago, he'd bite ya as soon as look at you.....
  21. Old mates of mine off the estate put them on! (Proper stuff) meet ups at Tesco's in milton, sometimes "deputy dawgs truck stop near B.S.E...Proper blast from the past.... Yokel
  22. Driving into jaywick always reminds me of one of those "wrong turn" type horror films, absolute s.hit house. A few years back, in between jobs, I was delivering white goods and TVs and such like. Delivered girt big flat screens to jaywick that I swear were worth more than the hovels I was leaving them at!.... As for them dogs, I'd tap every one of the useless fu.ckers.... Yokel
  23. I wasn't taking it as a dig, sounds like you have a similar set up and I totally get what you're saying re: these big recreation type things. Just trying to cash in on something that's long gone. I used to frequent a club called "Milwaukee's" back in the early 90's, equinox etc. was the other side of Bedford/Luton sort of area. The place is wasteland now. They piped up a handful of years back, doing "reunion" nights bla bla....very much turned out as you spoke of above, over the hill tits and ket head kids....not for me sir. We've a good little scene right on my doorstep now, being put on by
  24. I go most years to rooster, my cuppa tea that. Funny enough, it was one of my mates who's to do with the little "reunion nights" I mentioned above who gave me the heads up Andy was going to be playing. He was quite pally with him, think they'd played a bit together way back when.... Yokel
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