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mushroom

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  1. Don’t bite then ?
  2. I studied maths and engineering ? Not a physicist or an astronaut but I did once do peyote and visited another star ?
  3. Anyway… It’s still stable decaying, just in the opposite direction ?
  4. You’re right, I got it opposite. I blame the ale and spliff combination ? proves I’m not googling to look smart though ?
  5. The moon is in a decaying orbit. It’s a stable decaying orbit because of gravity. The shit that keeps us on earth and moving with it. One day it will crash into earth.
  6. This is why quantum mechanics theorists think that it’s the answer but nothing yet ? and the moon is made of cheese FACT!
  7. Black coffee all the way and never instant. Some of the Colombian and Arabic beans are the best in the world imo. When I was back in Blighty before Christmas, my mum had this tin of instant called Americano. I think it was from that door delivery service Ringtons or something. That was not too bad but I was using two tsps to get the flavour, shaking like a shitting dog afterwards ?
  8. I believe the definition of a fact is presented in reality….. I’m a sexy muthafucka ?
  9. The first one ?? I’m the epitome of male sexy, I’m not joking I punch way above me weight. Think of me as Naz fighting Tyson but with women ?
  10. Erm fuuck off ?? Been out on the scene loads of times, all over the world (with a woman in tow, obviously ) and never had issues or been propositioned. Seen things that would make a blind man blush ? Go on a night out in Sitges here and your eyes will bleed but by fuuck they will take care of your mrs and ensure everyone has a good night. As been said, they do themselves no favours with pride marches etc and supporting this trans thing as if it’s the same cause.
  11. Passed mate. About a week before Christmas ? Absolute shitter, I’m traveling back from Poland now to Barcelona. Was planning to stay for a week and head back to Madrid. Now I’m scrambling to get flights for the funeral on the 29th. Manchester is a shit show and not sure if/when I get the flights they’ll cancel ? You’d be proud of me mate…. I went to midnight mass here and it was beautiful. Said a prayer for him (something I haven’t done in donkeys years). I even took communion and didn’t burst into flames ?
  12. There are mirrors on the moon that were placed there by manned missions, so that they can bounce lasers of them to judge distance, orbits etc. So basically yeah, someone has been up there for sure.
  13. Is that a plate of food or an accident ??
  14. I’m in Poland so….. Cold meats, pate, Borsh (spelling), and vodka for breakfast ? Soups and strange things for lunch and dinner, pickles, herring, carp, cabbage etc in between and more vodka of course. I have literally been eating and drinking for three days solid and not once been pissed ? just having the 9th vodka of this meal (probs the 20th of the day) ?
  15. Flash cnut ?? Just been outside having a ciggy, I can hear the shotguns going off. No idea what they are hunting but by fukerydo, I wanna be out there ?
  16. Merry Christmas from a Polish village ?? Went to midnight mass last night with my friend and his family…. Couldn’t believe how packed the church was with all ages. Eating and drinking, drinking and eating. Pretty much everything homemade/cured/smoked etc right down to the Christmas tree taken from my mate’s dad’s garden ? Breakfast with wine and vodka ?
  17. I told them straight mate. You can’t leave a prisoner without water for more than 6hours and you think it’s ok to leave a dying man to dehydrate? It’s a form of torture, ffs c**ts!
  18. Aye it’s a shitter. Poor cnut tried his best. Was just let down by the system. They put him on “end of life care” basically fill them full of morphine and hope they go in peace. I had to kick off so that they would put a saline drip in because he was dehydrated to f**k and even unconscious he was trying to drink the water I was putting on his lips to moisten them because of the oxygen. Told them f***ing straight you’re going in the national newspapers because of this. Our kid is part of a parliamentary group talking about disability rights he’s well placed to create some noise and he’s going t
  19. Get in close and use the elbows ?
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