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  1. Gnip mate get the fezzers in there
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    Swallows...

    They're here in Barca now Only yesterday I was saying to the mrs "look the swallows have arrived" beautiful birds they are unfortunately here you rarely see the low flying acrobatics, normally they fly above the buildings but you can't mistake their sound, shape or flying style.
  3. There is no spoon.. oh wait Malt's online Feck off! Only spoon around is the one you use for paddling your miniature canoe up the river ya dwarf kunt! :laugh:Reported for sizeism :laugh:4ft Malt calling someone a dwarf :laugh: I'm 5ft 8 1/2, not fecking 4ft! Oi Bitch you've only got an inch in height on me but when have you ever been referred to as "tripod" eh???
  4. I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently.. I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear FLMAO no way, I thought this was
  5. There is no spoon.. oh wait Malt's online Feck off! Only spoon around is the one you use for paddling your miniature canoe up the river ya dwarf kunt! :laugh: Reported for sizeism :laugh:
  6. Living in a concrete jungle too. Anything bad happening to my children/family. Losing my hair (wait oh fuuck that's happening) Being stuck here in Spain with no job or money. A good few years ago I used to have strange horrific nightmares regarding my younger brother dying, I would wake up terrified and sweating etc, they were so convincing I used to call my mum to make sure everything was ok. Then one day I got a call saying he'd died never really got over that
  7. I seem to remember them being sued a few years back after some customers burned themselves on the hot apple pie things they do.. Probably have to cover their asses.. Any person with any sense could safely assume that anything sold as a 'Hot' apple pie would be hot when you first bit into it but no so apparently.. I'm sure some clown in America sued his new mobile home company because they never said cruise control didn't steer the van. He put it into cruise control and jumped in the back to make a coffee. I also think he won his case. Think I saw it on top gear FLMAO no way, I thought this
  8. There is no spoon.. oh wait Malt's online
  9. Saw one with an extra bottom plate welded on to protect the undercarriage from that
  10. McDonalds hot drinks..... "Cation contents may be hot" What dumb fuuck at MaccieD's decided on that one then?? and the nodders who thought it was a good idea
  11. A bullet just behind the ear should solve it and the same for every other cnut that whats to commit treason/rape/Ideological murder/noncing I also think that ALL family members regardless of age, the local iman and local community leader of these CONVICTED oxygen thieves should instantly be deported back to the medieval shiitholes they came from Edited to say;I didn't see the post above
  12. It Does Matter Who It Is . . And My First Thoughts Is Yes Its Them And If Im Wrong I Won't Be The Only One Thinking That And Im Getting Them Views Going On There Past Records ! And If It Is That Certain Group When Are We Going To Learn . . Im Sick Off Being Told How WE Need To Accept These Fuckers Into Our Country , Life And To Respect There Views & Beliefs . . . If Not Where Classed As Racist . . . That's A View I Have Whether Its Them Fukcers Or Not . . Am I Racist . . I'd Say Realist !!. Wait and see F. Remeber the last time in houston it turned out to be an american born and bread angl
  13. Sick fuuckers to be doing this kind of stunt no matter the colour or creed of the culprit!!!
  14. whats true :laugh: That you couldn't take a feckin photo to save the life of a child
  15. Just treat everything you put on the net as readable by a third or uninvited person No issues then
  16. Something similar happened to me was told that this particular farmer wouldn't give permission to no-one and had a special disliking for lads with dogs. Coversation went a little along the same lines except the sales pitch was more like "so how much stock have you lost this year to foxes, how much damage are the rabbits doing" Resulted in permission One of the best ways to win farmers/landowners round is to apply their problems to the conversation. Everyone of them knows the problems faced with pest species and the damage done/profit lost costs. If you show that you also understan
  17. Is this true?? as far as im aware this was told to gobshite by the wife of one of the lads convicted after the case, theres no other reference to it anywhere in any of the press coverage only the facts that ive already put up that one of the 3 helped the authorities and computors and images were used as evidence. What that will mean is that the RSPCA just logged onto the lads Hunting Life profile and read their pm's...... from seized computers ...................... would they then have to ask ian b as site owner to view content ??? no...they will just log on with their passwords an
  18. When I lived in Blackpool (during 2006 WC) I was driving the van round with the St George cross on one side and the UJ on the other got pulled up about it and told to take the St George down as it "could" be deemed racist told them to make me through legal channels and went and bought 2 more St Georges from the garage never heard anything about it again but the council did make the taxi drivers remove theirs.
  19. Maybe reduce the amount of protein in it's food If you feed dry then look for one with a lower protein content from the same brand
  20. The proper Spanish Galgo's are a bit thinner on the ground these days, at lot of the spanish hounds have english or irish grey breeding in em. The pure Galgo throws a broken coat as often as a smooth, and more of a saluki/sloughi build. Nah Mate!! If anyone is defo interested in attending a meet, pm me if I can get an idea of numbers I'll look into maybe getting cheap digs for group discount (make your own way here mind) I'll look at the dates for one near Madrid as it'll be much simpler to fly there. Shroom
  21. not realised there dead yet, a quick swirl holding the neck sorts them quick enough Back of a knife to the throat and push the head forward instantanious fook carry a knife i might cut myself Fookin safety scissors then ya girl :laugh:
  22. A couple of Carajillos and some good food with my beautiful mrs plus a wanker dog... A good day lol

  23. not realised there dead yet, a quick swirl holding the neck sorts them quick enough Back of a knife to the throat and push the head forward instantanious
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