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mushroom

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  1. I don’t know, those are some greasy goodness…. I could do 12 ?
  2. Shouldn’t laugh but fuuckinell Keith ?? How certain are you that you didn’t ask for 12 sausage rolls from Gregg’s?
  3. Ok, taking altitude, ambient temperature, water type, air pressure and Spanish neighbors into account. I can deduct that my eggs take 5mins and 10seconds ?
  4. Boil water, drop in the eggs and leave for 5mins 10seconds. Take off the heat and run under cold water straight away for about 20seconds. Perfect dippy eggs mate
  5. I can assure you, he is not boring. A couple of voddies and he’ll have ya rolling on the floor laughing ?
  6. Knock on my mates and take him out for a beer would you? Poor b*****d is stuck in Toronto bored out of his skull ?
  7. Went to one of them buffet things las night kinell was it good! Oysters, lobster, soft shell crab, prawns as big as your hand, normal cooked dishes, sushi bar, one of them huge hot plates for cooking the raw seafood and meats, all for 20€ Which I probably cleared in oysters alone…. I didn’t eat a single carb ?
  8. Yes and no. There’s a YouTube channel called Bald and bankrupt. He goes to ex soviet countries and talks to people about their experiences etc. Most have good and bad to say.
  9. May not have been around for the explosion but I’ve seen the destruction of bombs, Warrington, Manchester. I’ve had people die on me while I’ve been trying to save them, f***ing frothing in my mouth while I’m performing CPR. I’m doing ok with it. Haven’t thrown a rope yet
  10. Worked a couple of Saturdays on the pie stand as a lad. We used to throw tacks on the bottom of Brunshaw Ave for the away fans leaving. A mate used to run up to the cars, knock on the window asking what the score was and launch stink bombs in (bought from Benns Toy shop) when they wound the window down ??
  11. Oí Sheldon… You want to touch it don’t you? ?
  12. Silly sod I wouldn’t touch your Willy ? How did this happen???
  13. What happened is human nature! Greed! Fuuck right off @Francie??
  14. Suicide squad or Rovers rollovers?
  15. Aye my grandad and so was yours but they fought. Men they were and to do away with someone because they’re perceived as weak or different it’s daft.
  16. I can get that but men could be made of them
  17. This is opposite a fuucking premier league club ground. It used to be an Autoglass or similar and they (ahem) used to rob it for a laugh, breaking glass in the 90’s ?
  18. Lol to all of this, let’s change the question.. Who’s willing to put it on the line? Who is willing to be there? Or anywhere needed.
  19. Moments like this, I’m proud of my hometown ???
  20. Abdullah Watchyaballs Heshootsbloodylow. Very ancient and honourable name
  21. I’d go with Bubbaluvva, suits you ?
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