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  1. nelson

    The Site

    I would have thought, by the year of our Lord 2006,we would all be broad minded enough to admire a decent pair of tit's when we see them
  2. Give Arthur Carters a ring mate 0845 370 3113 :thumbs-up: Sorted me out no probs,next day delivery,for i too am too tight to buy a b&f
  3. Yep,had a vixen pull the net back into the hole and make her escape,well about 20 yards before being bowled over.Very clever things foxes
  4. nelson

    I'm In Love!

    You'll try anything to pull that Zara Phillips wont you D.S.
  5. Can't get on any more ,ahh well such is life
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    WIMMIN

    Look mate,all your true friends will tell you, DON'T DO IT ! For some strange reason we seem to but leave it well alone.Why have your life organised by someone who dont like your mates or the very fact that you can go out and do as you like Yes they look and smell nice now but after a few years her breath aint quite that sweet in the morning The wedding cake has indeed gone straight to her hips,thigh's,gut,arse,corned beef legs,bingo wings,chins and your remote control ! Your TV will only pick up Eastenders,Coronation Street and Emmerdale farm,during which you will sit a
  7. nelson

    WIMMIN

    'em mate.Her i'm married to when asked what it would like for it's Birthday always answered " Oh nothing,'cant think of anything". So after a day or so of asking every now and then i got it excactly what it asked for.nothing She was not very happy,but i had a nice quite week or two
  8. nelson

    WEATHER

    Glorious as usual in that God of all counties,i refer of course to Lincolnshire :tongue4:
  9. Get on direct line.com,at least you will have an idea what you might be asked to pay,only watch out is sometimes they demand an immobiliser is fitted. Another good company to try is Footman James (from somewhere near Birmingham,Cradley heath if the memory serves right). Thing is Simon,once you enter the world of "every one hates you 'cos you drive a 4x4",you have to pay for the privelidge of reversing into a Corsa in Brigg Tesco's and not having a scratch on your truck, while the old girl driving the Corsa has a mild heart attack The only cheap 4x4's to insure are Justy's and
  10. As big as you can go mate,mine are in half a 6' x 4' shed with a run attached to it,seem happy enough.Well i haven't had a letter of complaint from them any way . They have plenty of space to mope about in when they are in there and get plenty of exercise so it's no problem. What you also need is a 10 year old daughter to walk them while your at work and clean them out
  11. I've put stuff on my favourites and now can't get them off,or alter them for some reason I put it down to my own incompetence
  12. David Harcombe's, World of the Working Terrier. :thumbs-up: Plummer's, The Fell Terrier. :thumbs-up: Eddie Chapman's, The Real Jack Russel :thumbs-up: David Harcombe's, Badger Digging with Terriers :thumbs-up: J Darcy's,Dig deep throw well back :thumbs-up: but some of the stuff is pure fiction, :whistle: the fox bolting into a net ,you can see the strings holding it up!, only joking, a cracking book
  13. Shite really if you feel you have to go. We are all entitled to our opinions and all entitled ( i think) to take the piss. Ta ta anyway
  14. Got a lintran box myself mate,spot on you won't be disapointed :thumbs-up: Simoman,you traitor. Give the good people of Lincolnshire some trade...............even if it is dear
  15. nelson

    rugby

    I just wish they would interfere with having pop stars and the like singing National anthems,ferking ruins the atmosphere Now don't get me wrong,the lovely Katherine Jenkins isnt it, would be made very welcome at my house( if she could keep her gob shut while the rugbys on ) Have a band in the middle of the pitch and let the crowd sing instead Oh and kiwi your country is the worst offender for have a go- kareoke- wannabe- f*ck wits ruining National anthems ,ok you can play rugby but have a little respect for eveyone elses ears mate.
  16. nelson

    How do i

    :tongue4: Lay back,think of England and make an old man happy :tongue4:
  17. nelson

    ANTIS SPIT

    True but i think you should be flexible in your response, ie if they are being resonable then you be resonable ,if they are aggressive then up the scale a bit. I'm about sick of listening to bitches wine in all society not just about hunting,and when i say bitches i dont just mean women , i mean those blokes who wish they had a womb, so they could have a period,thus making life complete. the lot of 'em
  18. nelson

    UFC 65

    Its a while since i watched any but i was always impressed with St pierre,the thinking mans fighter.Matt Huges is a good fella too but i would rather the Canadian win. As for Tim Sylvia,big jesse,should stick to grave digging. :kiss:
  19. The dog seems to have a hand growing from its head Bob Rusts hair lotion,a bloke from Thorne gave me some for a dog i had with a poor coat after mange. Grew back a treat,but forgot to wash my hands before having a cuddle with the wife :sick:
  20. :11: :11: :11: DAFT THING IS IT'S TRUE :welcomeani: :welcomeani: :
  21. nelson

    haha....

    Found myself smiling there
  22. Sorted then,if you want hunting back vote Torie.If you dont GET F*CKED
  23. Public executions is the only way forward i'm afraid :tongue4: Oh yes and BAH ferkin Humbug to you too :tongue4:
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