Look mate,all your true friends will tell you, DON'T DO IT !
For some strange reason we seem to but leave it well alone.Why have your life organised by someone who dont like your mates or the very fact that you can go out and do as you like
Yes they look and smell nice now but after a few years her breath aint quite that sweet in the morning
The wedding cake has indeed gone straight to her hips,thigh's,gut,arse,corned beef legs,bingo wings,chins and your remote control !
Your TV will only pick up Eastenders,Coronation Street and Emmerdale farm,during which you will sit a