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nelson

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  1. Hen birds on cocking days,but......to be honest i have never missed one yet .Ferkin ironic,the only thing you don't want to shoot is the ferker you never miss
  2. Dunno, as long as the animal is healthy it dont really matter i suppose.It looks healthy enough on the picture.Before i discovered beer and pies i was a bit skinny,so there's your answer,free of charge,get some ale down it and feed it pies !
  3. Yes mate it was made and sold through club reps i believe.I have one,which i have loaned out at the moment,i think it is very good. Strangely though,no sooner was it out than it was for sale at various shows and gatherings as a pirate copy :ph34r: ,pretty sad as the thing was supposed to make money for the F&MWTC
  4. They will be,in Germany they ate them in the war,called them roof rabbits Pussy on the roof,sounds a bit dangerous to me
  5. :11: :tongue4: nice bit of moggy
  6. Are they good eating ?,just asking the question thats all:hmm:
  7. :sick: Cover it in flour and look for the damp spot
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    4x4 MPG

    It all comes down to weight,engine type and aero dynamics at the end of the day.There is no secret formula,basically for the benefit of 4wheel drive there is a weight and shape penalty. The only governing factor is personal choice,any advice is subjective and only you can decide what is best for you. For economy, Peugot 106 Diesel.Simple as that,4x4- whatever takes your fancy but the Navara is bit less Juicey Chuff me just seen your list of nice to haves,DO NOT get a Ford Ranger....they are shite
  9. I'm sorry but i've got to ask..........whats the glove for
  10. They are bad news D/S your right and ignore them at your,or your dogs peril.There are lots of old wives tales on how to keep them at bay,i believe the garlic one works but not for all dogs,best thing is to inspect your dogs regularly and deal with them when you find them. :thumbs-up:
  11. :11: Chief,you have brightened up a very wet and boring day
  12. It says in th Fair Game book i have that a Chief Officer,with whom is vested the responsibility of granting a certificate can f**k you off if he thinks your of un sound mind or pose a potential danger to public safety or the peace. So reading that, if the Bobby don't like the look of you, he can refuse you. It goes on a bit quoting this and that but basically,if you've done 3 years or more collar,or if your under 14 you cannot apply,everything else is about showing good character and sound mind to the visiting Policeman. If you get refused you can appeal to the Crown Court (England/
  13. Well done,but not what i want my terriers to do
  14. Death to the lot of 'em,i liked it in one of Plummers book's where he talked of folk eating them alive plenty good enough for 'em. They do have their uses in such places as stables and the like but a good dead cat never hurt anyone
  15. My Border bitch stands on her front legs and pisses,some times walking on them at the same time
  16. Your not alone.I havent received last months or this months yet Best get on the blower to Mr Harcombe then lads,i'm sure he will see you right
  17. nelson

    New Defender

    Looks like a poof chariot to me :tongue4: a ferkin lady's car nothing more
  18. nelson

    jeyes fluid

    Every other day or so i wash out with pine disinfectent from morrisons £1.25 for 5 litres. Got some jeyes for when/if and it is rare,the kennels start to smell a bit.
  19. It means that your misses has washed a white shirt with a red one,nothing more complicated than that Or,you want to stick out in the crowd for being a bit odd Or you are a raving hat rack and are gagging for it big time Either way no self respecting bloke should be caught dead in such garb.
  20. Just to beat the rush, i would like to myself forward to be "milked" whenever you Lady's want
  21. Nice looker mate,lust my opinion but i don't think you can beat a good border for bushing and such like,keep a good thick coat on her for a bit of protection whilst working and you can't go wrong. :thumbs-up:
  22. OH AYE, and who's going to get the spider out of the bath ?
  23. 4 foot 9" and hands like shovels :11:
  24. There's an old terrier man in Lincolnshire drive's a 3x3 Robin Reliant
  25. One thing you cannot use your mobile for however is as a substitute for washing powder tablets :wacko: My wife tried it yesterday and the washing machine makes clunking noises,the clothes dont come out clean and your phone wont work after :realmad:
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