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I've lost count of the times a client has said to me,..." Is your rat poison ,..'poisonous' to dogs,..
Only,.I've got two pedigree poodles' ?... FFS...
" I always reassure the customer by saying,.." Your dogs are quite safe Madam,...It would be far too expensive for me to kill them'... I get some reet funny looks...Not surprising really,..and on reflection it is a fecking silly comment to make..But,.it just gets a bit insulting to think that a professional pester is going to allow such a thing to occur..
Honestly,.do Electricians, Plummers and other 'trades' get th