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mackem

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  1. Its the slimline compound model?Give-away price,bargain
  2. Nah,I couldnt mate,cant string 2 words together to form a sentence,and I never poached in my life
  3. Its always good to put a few fish on the bank
  4. Not sure Woz! You tell me? I was expecting you to quote the book verbatim there artic,well answered,not even a slight hesitation
  5. No LT,because I am like you,uber-sensible I could have said get it off his dad Roger
  6. He lives North Side of the river?Over towards HC way?
  7. Al,it looks like Zoltan or cujo,very demonic
  8. I am chief dishwasher at home mate,the secret of a good trout-tickler?Fairy-liquid Shhhhhhh,our secret k?
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    We used to be called great britain,the sun never set on our empire,there was something special about being from this island,nowadays every single liberty we had is slowly being eroded,celts used to course hares for f**k sakes,it is part of our history,yet the politically correct brigade stamped down hard and thats just where its been relegated,HISTORY!!At least the spanish still have cojones and are retaining their grip on the one thing we are losing,their culture
  10. Tickling is last season,they can damage themselves laughing,best to tell them boring piscine related jokes like......... Paddy and Murphy were walking along the road one day when they saw a guy with a bloody great big fish in his hands So Paddy walks up to the guy and says "hio, wud ya mind tellin me how ya caught that fish cause i think one that size cud feed my family for a week." so the man turns round an says "yeh of course. This is a trout see. So u just hang over a bridge with ya arms in the water an twiddle ur fingers around. Then the trout wiil just swim into your hands c
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    Turn Wembley into an ampitheatre and coliseum for child murderers,bull-fighting is sooo last season
  12. The WHO?(Spit,spit)one word describes that section.........................Faked!!
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    This has gone off on a whole new tangent,it started off as an appreciation of man and horse skills,easy answer is if its not your cup of tea dont watch,we have freedom of choice,we are lucky,but it was people who didnt like fox-hunting that started the downslide and gave the antis a strong victory Thank f*ck the spanish couldnt give tuppence ha'penny about antis
  14. River wear nelson?Thanks for that Link,I lived on the banks,its where I learnt to fish
  15. They taste nothing whatsoever like an egg,saying that someone once described it as the uncouth unruly tasting cousin of a hard-boiled hens egg?Maybe my taste-buds arent as sharp as a gourmands?
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    Yup,and I havent got anything against halal killing,its quick
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    I went to watch the bear/dog fights in Pakistans autonomous tribal area once,its not my sort of thing but I didnt condemn it because its their culture the same as fox hunting used to be ours
  18. I have a good friend who worked at Shepherds Bush BBC,he said Jonathan Ross is actually quite a nice guy to chat to(still not my cup of tea however) but his brother is a grade A t*at,delusions of grandeur and riding on the back of Jonathans fame.
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    Thats cool Tallyho,you dont want to watch it,its personal preference,no ones forcing you to watch it,but once people start to vociferously oppose it then it reminds me of the hare-coursing opponents,its a knock-on domino effect
  20. Here you are his-wife,pics taken in Manila earlier today,got a mate to send me them,sorry about the quality,he must have taken them on his mobile-phone cam You can clearly see(If you squint)the embryo,he said it tasted lammi kaayo(he is visayan)
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    I couldnt grasp how they compared the holocaust to bull-fighting?Wheres the tie-in?
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    Wish I had remembered that quote chimp,I love hemingway
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    The original matadors had soccer-star status fireman,very skillful
  24. Its the new north west-country style reload,its time to move from the dark ages and embrace the new methods Even lamping was a new method once
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