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  1. Howard is a good raconteur,also met one of his fellow commodity brokers Phil Sparrowhawk,met one or two infamous people over the years,they are normally more down to earth than those in the fame spotlight.
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    Good News

    He looks a right Percy Thrower butter-wouldnt-melt type,small wonder he had a £60k audi,he is looking at 4 years for the grow,I wonder how long he had gotten away with that?Dont know whats going to happen over the shooting however? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2045999/Malcolm-White-held-attempted-murder-shooting-burglar-home-raid.html
  3. Thanks Pledgey,I will get him onto that,it all gives him the edge.
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    NEW NETS?

    They have sold 162 sets,thats £164,106 quid in the coffers,I think we are all in the wrong game???4Z nets is where its at!
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    Good News

    Burglar was shot and injured on wednesday by a retired watch/clock maker in Herefordshire,the old dude was a pillar of the local community,fixed the clock in the local church-tower for free,all round decent cove and good egg,but still burglars went to his smallholding and one was shot,outrage in the local community,loads of support for the retiree.....BUT.......Theres a twist!!!Plod nosed round the old guys smallholding,and have just found quite a decent-sized indoor Hydro-farm capable of providing the old guy and his Mrs with a very,very nice nest-egg indeed in their old age!!!!Whoops.....
  6. Decent father and thats it,same as most,as long as my 2 get decent educations then my job is done,i used to chase money now I realise it means nowt,skinted myself on a few occassions with hare-brained schemes,but its been a colourful life at times,had its ups and downs.
  7. Ex-wives,nothing scarier than that,few things are more fear inducing.
  8. I was obsessed by them as a kid,used to tail them alive when ferreting,I was barefoot in a dark temple passage once and had hundreds all around me in the gloom,great stuff.
  9. The beast will sort them out...........
  10. The beast is still fired up,I will keep my eye out on the local papers in case there are any more victims/pics......
  11. This was my favourite from the Human Planet,coming to a syndicate carp lake near you..............
  12. Vertigo is a medical problem innit?Imbalance of the inner-ear or somesuch ailment?
  13. Its Bushy Park mate,next to Kempton Racecourse.
  14. Fear of heights innit.
  15. I have seen people in richmond and bushy trying to stroke and pet the deer john,these are big beasts and could do a lot of damage.
  16. Hundreds of deer in the park mate,thousands of people walk through daily with no hassles normally,seen a jack russel being chased by a fallow several years ago,the deer have no fear of man nor beast.
  17. Anger management problem or plain old horny?There are loads of deer in there,lived around here for years but this is the first time ones gone a little doo-lally.
  18. I was in Bushy 20 minutes ago,didnt see the beast however,but there are notices up warning folks........
  19. A friend who works on the railways never used to stand on the dge of the platform,he told me he used to see some folks with manic or glazed looks in their eyes as they eyed up people standing close to the edge as a train or tube was rattling towards them,I think its in a lot of people.
  20. I was in northern pakistan going to do a glacier-crossing,we had to walk along a few kilometers of goat-track and shepherds paths to reach the glacier,some of the tracks barely had room for 2 people to walk abreast with loose rock and uneasy footings,I had an almost overwhelming compulsion to push a companion over when he paused to look over the edge,I think the drop was maybe 120-150 metres at that point,a long fall into a rocky valley bottom.
  21. Its weird,theres a little imp sitting on your shoulder whispering for you to run and jump.I was on the cable-car going up to do a tunnel-tour on Gibraltar a few weeks ago,my mate had to stand away from the edge and stare at the floor,he also couldnt look down the drop at the back of the rock.
  22. Not scared of heights but have a horrible compulsion when standing looking over the edge of cliffs or on tall buildings rooftops to just jump and fly...
  23. Expecting a virtual delivery of Manali Cream for special customers....
  24. I have virtually gone,got some dwarfs to groom...
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