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  1. Whoa,hold on a sec,the guy never mentioned churning out a novel,he just asked an opinion of JD's latest works,and shared a few experiences of dog-work abroad,whin,havent you ever curled up on the sofa and watched a movie or read a book?Its entertainment mate,pure and simple,anyone who has been around a bit has experiences of whatever,everyones got a book in them,I bet you have a cracking read whin,but this isnt about books,nor their film rights the guy shared experiences,I wouldnt mind hearing a few more to be honest.
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    u british

    Cant you get Rohypnol on perscription there
  3. Fu*king hell Its whin with a thesaurus and an inbuilt spellcheck Awesome read,wouldnt mind hearing about the lions?
  4. The Callum Brand,sell it,believe in it,always have inner faith in yourself mate even when the chips are down and things dont look so rosy,you get yourself through it,good luck with the interview.
  5. ......And queue at the nearest emergency assembly point for a roll-call or name check.Where do you want to be in five years time?That depends upon you,just regurgitate the usual,progression through the company...etc,etc,etc.
  6. Look at yourself as a product,you want them to buy into you so market yourself accordingly,and as pip said research the factory and its products nothing worse than when an interviewer asks the applicant do they have any questions and theres a pregnant silence,have enough questions so as to appear clued-up and interested in the company your going to be working for,go to the interview with utmost confidence in yourself,you know you can do the job,good luck.
  7. Dress smart,shine your shoes,be yourself and I truly hope you land the job callum,good luck Gen up on the factory,the job,the works environment and even any local gossip on the boss and his wife,knowledge is power
  8. Russian chavs coursing street-curs in Gorky park Whats the point?
  9. "Fenton........Fenton...........Fenton..........FENTONNNNNNN"...........Is now a downloadable mobile-phone ringtone
  10. I actually thought of Richie when I read the thread,he is doing his human draught-excluder impressions,sleeping-bag at night beside the front door to be woken by the ringing of the doorbell to herald his delivery
  11. Yahoo...........(or words to that effect) Delays are unavoidable in anything,not your fault as its out of your hands due to the chain of publishers,couriers etc,all good things come to those who wait
  12. How does the model keep a straight face with some of these perched on his noggin http://www.furhatwor...pelt-p-331.html
  13. Benton/Fenton was last seen tear-arsing across the Ngorongoro crater leaving a trail of mayhem in his wake,his owner is unavailable for comment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddaBlekd960&feature=related
  14. Werent they being researched and a manuscript compiled for a book release?
  15. This was on CNN and apparently the dogs name is Fenton No news on whether his owner ever caught up with him however
  16. Nothing cryptic about that wilf,very sharp today
  17. Theres a couple of coppers on here,hopefully they will chip in with their views
  18. Hit by a car,internal injuries,crawled in to die?
  19. If you transited through moscow airport back in the late 's-early 90's and popped into their duty free all they sold was vodka,matryoshka dolls,and those ushanka hats,I borrowed a red-fox one in canada as I had a skinhead and it was around -15 or -20 that day,my head was boiling and felt itchy You can pick up ushanka hats in the UK,military surplus stores sell them for trendies to wear,normally rabbit or farmed artic fox,they cost maybe £20-40?If you want something that looks real luxurious to wear around Chelsea try and source a sable one
  20. Its called english,I think they speak a colloquial version of it stateside
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    market day

    Nowt like a decent market to rake around,they draw genuine characters some of them,I wonder if anyone remembers Haswell Plough livestock market,that was an incredible place,you could pick up a ferret for two guinea-pigs and still get change of a hamster or a fantail
  22. It could be Benton. It could be Fenton. Whatever it is that his poor man is shouting at his dog across Richmond Park, one thing's for sure -- it's flat out hilarious. The YouTube clip -- called "JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK" -- was uploaded by videophone owner 'JAGGL113' last Sunday before taking the internet by storm, appearing on everywhere from Reddit to The Daily Telegraph. Such is the appeal of a posh man screaming at a dog as he runs after a group of deer, it seems. Now watched by 150,000 people, it's a simple yet popular video, and one we promise you you'll want to send to
  23. That is FU*KING HILARIOUS :laugh: I just did a small wee
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