mackem
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Everything posted by mackem
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Virtual turf-wars huh?I need to employ a few virtual heavies to sort out the trouble......
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Dont ask as a virtuall refusal often virtually offends.
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I really am virtually sorry............
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I just virtually opened one in conjunction with Arjan,todays virtual specials......Super sour diesel or barneys kush? Some guys prefer the more hirsute lady-boys......
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????? ?????My house of ill-repute employs only the finest she-males imported directly from the flesh-pots of Thigh-land...........
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Only of fish(because the chippie next door hasnt got his ventilation sorted out).
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Its virtually curable(I think?).
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Bridget the midget,my star performer....
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Some old guy was caught in Feltham a few years ago in-flagrante-delicto(posh talk for up-to-his-nuts-in-guts)with a horse a few years ago,different strokes for different blokes I guess? A man in his 60s who was arrested after allegedly having sex with a horse in a Feltham field is set to escape with a caution, Hounslow police said this week. The suspect was questioned by officers on Friday, August 8, after drivers claimed they saw him performing an indecent act on the animal near the A30. He was arrested on suspicion of bestiality and taken to Heathrow police station before being
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Pop into the virtual brothel upstairs,tell Desire I sent you,my treat,a virtual freebie......
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Funny you should say that,but I virtually just cooked a load of Old El Paso Tacos,its a cutthroat world the old fast food trade christian.
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Only if its dressed as lamb,you should seriously think about the offer,loads of perks,all the chips you can eat(chippie next door)and all the leather you can wear....
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Sorry mate,I am opening a combined indian/chinese/kebab shop two doors down....
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Virtually minimum wage (want to do split shifts in my lap-dancing club next door?).
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The fish and chip market is worth an estimated £1.2 billion a year,my mate used to be assistant manager when Harry Ramsden opened branches in asia,whats your estimated virtual turnover in the next year christian,and do you virtually predict its going to be more profitable than gardening?
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Lapdance and chips?Why aye,providing you dont get frisky with the staff and NO saveloys during a dance........
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I saw the same one i think,some redneck hicks who drove carrying a stepladder in the back of their truck looking for horses to rape,and a fat overweight bird who had sexual relations with her dog,there was also a small community of oddballs who had animal sex-partners.
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I own the virtual lap-dancing club next door mate,some of the girls are looking to make extra coin,any chance of a few shifts for nympho-nancy and juicy-lucy?You and me would make virtually a virtual fortune if we did theme nights like Topless Thursday?How about it,go on,think outside the box.......
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Neils dance was something else.........
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permission wanted to fly my harrises
mackem replied to coney clucky's topic in Gamekeeping, Conservation & Shoot Management
I spoke to Shaun earlier today mate,he is going to sort you a couple of days out. -
I love this bit! Only in america............
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Until as recently as 2005 in Washington state there was a genuine zoophilic animal brothel catering for bestials,this in an advanced country where its illegal in one state to have sex with a live fish(though acceptable with a dead one)and oral sex is illegal in 18 others,funny old world.
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Talking of cruelty to animals dod you know it was only last saturday that florida finally made sex with animals illegal? Last Saturday, the state of Florida finally banned sex with animals. It’s hard to believe that it’s taken so long, but it wasn't a big issue before now. A rash of cases heavily reported in local tabloids convinced the state legislature that something needed to be done. A 54-year-old was arrested in June after his grandson walked into a bedroom and discovered him attempting to mate with the family bulldog. In 2009, a Panhandle man asphyxiated a goat while trying to have s
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I lived over that way for a few years mate,people are people,met some decent chinese,met some bad ones,same as here to be honest.
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Its already happening under the surface Malt.Everythings cyclical,they had their turn as Numero-uno back in the day,then they were at the bottom,now they are ascending rapidly,the transition of power from west to east is gaining momentum. They were brought up to have no compassion for animals,thats what I mean about education.