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  1. When you reach puberty, use plenty of lube to begin with
  2. Enjoyed that listen any night you come back with something is a good night nowt worse than an empty bag for your troubles
  3. Her farts will smell like cabbage......f*****g disgusting!
  4. They didn't show all the film cause the fox beat up the dog
  5. This feckin site is better than corrie
  6. Didn't Craig whyte say for every £5 celtic spend sonny aluko would spend a £10
  7. The problem has been the lay of get the dog fit and gradually back to full speed....make sure he's fully recovered from the injury
  8. Aye alright Whin!! he'll be having a bar BBQ out his back
  9. Yip it's been blustery but I've been out in worse
  10. That would have just been your little pin of a brain that thought that though eh?.... You have to excuse them lab it's been a "taxing"time for the orcs
  11. Well with gusts of a mer 130miles per hour predicted it's been a bit of a disappointment. Couple of flowerpots and wheelie bins blown over....councils shutting down schools and offices wits the fuss about. If the rain goes off I'm out with the dog. The only good thing is all the west of Scotlands rubbish is now in Edinburgh
  12. Yip Britannia could be still ruling the waves......and they would have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky Muslims ......
  13. tie it to the coo and whip the coo's arse with a jaggy stick after 10mins the dog will not go near live stock agan
  14. Just be sure there's no jrt in him.....lot of that going about
  15. So that's where I've been going wrong I need to learn to think like a bunny!.......but how does that make you a better pool player?
  16. Not so,certainly doesnt happen in cases of serious civil unrest like the recent riots,a local lad,university student,never once been in trouble in his life,caught up in the situation and picked up a T-shirt I think it was?He got 2 years!The government have to come down hard in mass civil protest cases,the sentencing goalposts were moved far-apart for the rioters with the vast majority if not all being imprisoned,they certainly didnt just imprison the ringleaders,neither would they in cases of large-scale uprisings with racial connotations and tensions,such cohesive unrest scares those who rule
  17. No they just jail a few of the ringleaders and the others will todle off like they usually do...divide and conquer been that way forever
  18. I must have missed that somewhere and here was me thinking it was the government and the bankers that landed the country in the shit...I live and learn
  19. Your wife still manages to move plenty in the one she wears when me and my mate are spit roasting her ............ COCK! Lmao....that was actually meant as a joke....but I shoulda known that someone as FICK as yourself would take it the wrong way.....as for the wife, your f*****g welcome to her....she's fat, old and riddled with crabs and I left her 20yr ago hope you and your spit roasting pal enjoy the trip to the clinic....have a nice day bawbag
  20. There was a player at Celtic had the same condition as you mate. He made a full recovery...atb for the future and many more bunnys
  21. He's the spit of Whin but more athletic like
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