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just jack

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  1. Your thinking of the bit where the taxi driver says "I wish l had 3 hands!" to the 3 breasted lady ain't ya! maybe i came across wrong, if you pardon the pun. but i meant if its shat you can fall asleep, but i do know the scene
  2. i had a ebt as lad, i was maybe 14/15 yrs old, nice looking thing with the bullseye like the above, but what a twat, great with blokes but women was a no go, i had it less than week before it got pts as it went for any female,,,including my mother, well my ole fella got it pts also this dog was about 18 mth old when i got it, so i'm not slagging the breed, but no doubt the upbringing fine animal by the way
  3. jubilee mounted coin 1977
  4. i have a stud through my tadger,,,, sorry wrong site
  5. is that still going LOl I can remember waiting for the links to load up on the old dial up connection from that site . i learnt to use the (pc) mouse with my left hand through that site
  6. took an ugly bird out last night got back to here place and started fiddling she said"i dont shag on first dates" i said what about last date then"

    1. just jack

      just jack

      i take them to the cemetery its normally quiete and they dont mind a bit of loose soil kicking about!!!

  7. maybe the acid, do you not have a proper loo
  8. In addition he said a successful scheme called "Ringmaster" to "engage" local householders had caught residents’ imagination. Insp Abbott said, "nackers you nosey kunts" its my day!!!
  9. i love the top line of this post good thread also,
  10. cracking thread and like the,,, (covering of the eyes) bit
  11. Working JRT i lost that forum a good while back when i changed my pc, any links people?
  12. not wired up right if you ask me, daft kunts
  13. change your name to florance nightingale there a bit vintage are they not
  14. come on, who's the grumpy kunt who took my last status off? or who complained even?

    1. just jack

      just jack

      its not that bad once you take the first hit!!!!

    2. just jack

      just jack

      bit strange really as its in the gen section on the joke thread?

    3. judge2010

      judge2010

      i think it brought back so bad memeries for lab thats why he complained about it

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  15. i'v met a few off here, but i'd like to meet FLATCAP to see how grumpy he really is
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