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just jack

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  1. http://youtu.be/uaQW7e8DfKY cant get full link up mind?
  2. they need to get away mate butlins n havens full ... the only thing missing from a "Haven" holiday is an E
  3. must have all signed on early with it being the bank holiday
  4. bloke walks in to pub and asks for a pint of anything except stella, barman asks,"wots wrong [bANNED TEXT] stella?",bloke says,"i had 12 pints of stella last night and when i came round i was fookin skint". barman says,"12 pints of anything costs the same" bloke replies, "skint is my dog..."

  5. i was feeling down earlier so i dipped my muslim friend in bleach,i thought i,d try lighten mahmood...

  6. what's the difference between a wagon load of salt and a wagon load of immigrants? you can't unload salt with a pitch fork

  7. cheep deal for someone local to you, good luck with the sale
  8. pickering is getting worse, been about 3 times but didn't go last year, went to selby instead
  9. is the big hat for sale mushy?
  10. last year i got approached by someone with a scratty beard and spoke like RAB C NESBIT. and i met a few people on here who are sound, but dont go out of your way
  11. so do i 2 days a week ... travellers horn
  12. Well a deedah is a sheffielder lol. no thats a tramp
  13. i bet it was warm enough for a camels toe It was more the fruit pastels I was thinking well the back box was chewing so i cant see a problem with the front box
  14. i bet it was warm enough for a camels toe
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