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just jack

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  1. i thought you plucked them after the frost? any info on that people
  2. they are if you put a pair of american tan tights on your head cracking pics mind
  3. 60 days it took me from an ebay claim ,,, so wrong stiggy even a simple refund from big companies ie Argos.
  4. haha, get in quick as will be pulled, if you pardon the pun
  5. do paypal now hold on to your money for a certain time? as i'm waiting for some cash back, twats they are :yes:
  6. on the allotment in morning shoveling shat and moving 50 scaffold battens for the raised beds!!!

    1. darbo

      darbo

      next year it will all have been worth it.

    2. nothernlite

      nothernlite

      have you alot of shat to shovel ?

    3. just jack

      just jack

      all shat shoveled northern, just a trailer full, its filled the shat bin what is a decent size, hope so darbo, just learning but a challenge all the same

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  7. what does your local pakistani weigh? mine weighs sweets!!

  8. or if your from the Barnsley/Sheffield/ Rotherhamshire area its presherwesher What's a fecking presherwesher is that the same as a presherwasher???? think talking the piss that back fired i think it was a jest to stabba if thats ok
  9. or if your from the Barnsley/Sheffield/ Rotherhamshire area its presherwesher
  10. BOLSTER, you have more accounts than Bernie Ecclestone ya cnt :laugh:
  11. if he is "worth his salt" somehow i don't think he will but as for banging blocks down that shouldn't be to hard a task
  12. I like my women like I like my leaflets ........ passed out!!!!!

  13. or if you are close, you can rig up 2 plastic cups and some string
  14. maybe the couch was his undoing but in all fairness you can't get them like that nowadays sofa's that is
  15. You ain't get a bite of me ...Just an observation.....and since you Know alot of Smackheads ...you will be aware of the two tier system of Smackhead...The Dealer/user....usually a working guy ,Holds down a half decent Job...takes a Puff! drink etc...Access to the good stuff...Looks reasonably Healthy and Co-hearant.. The User/Jellyhead type ...scurries around allday lookin' for a bit of skag ..anyone thats got abit ...Needle sharer...general allround No -mark sell his Granny type.looks like shit and talks like ,AAAALLLLRIHTTTTTT mate whilst slavering .tell you anything you want to hear...Alw
  16. Norton, troublesome, and a big resource hogger, all your daughter needs is the one i have recommended, and its free, 2 more good ones, Avast, and Avira, free versions, along with Malwarebytes, also free, job done, ive used the above for years, with no problems on my comps cheers, its worth a try i suppose
  17. i'v just bought the daughter mcAfee today from argos as needs to do stuff online with her coarsework , it should of been £60 but it was half price and can i fook get it to install so its going back so i'm going to try norton
  18. Husband rings hotel manager and says...can u come to room 532 quickly.. my wife is threatening to jump from the window.. manager says.. sorry sir but its a personal issue.. husband replies... fook that... the window wont open so its a maintenance issue !

  19. bigger the padlock bigger the damage let them know there is nothing worth wrecking/pinching
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