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just jack

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  1. it could also be condensation and not the waterproof pants you have bought
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    BBC

    i could sponsor nearly 4 African deprived children for that Paul im sure mr savile had the same idea now then now then how many people will try doing this in reality, if im truthfull ive been done twice for not having one, well to be honest technically the mrs has as cock alls in my name deprived African child or TV license
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    BBC

    in all fairness scot, i'd rather sponsor a snow leopard
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    BBC

    i could sponsor nearly 4 African deprived children for that Paul im sure mr savile had the same idea now then
  5. just jack

    BBC

    i could sponsor nearly 4 African deprived children for that Paul
  6. keep telling you jacko now shes married with kids of her own you should learn yourself ... cheeky lovejoy cnut she doesn't have kids :D
  7. keep telling you jacko now shes married with kids of her own you should learn yourself ... cheeky lovejoy cnut she doesn't have kids
  8. now that i can't help with as my daughter sorts stuff like that out
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    BBC

    is this FACT? has anyone actually tried this for real? if so it should be pinned
  10. I'll let you know tomorrow :laugh:
  11. are they bigger than a IKEA pencil?
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    shaving

    i had a great shave in Turkey a good while back with the above total class and i think it was about a fiver
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    shaving

    http://www.pharmacyathand.co.uk/gbu0-prodshow/3297-Veet-immac-hair-removal-cream.html
  14. My girlfriend said, "I can't handle your obsession with '80s pop music any more. Why can't you be like you was when we first met?" I said, "When you were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar?"

    1. just jack

      just jack

      you must be turning Japanese

    2. Malt

      Malt

      No mate, it's just 'teardrops!'

    3. just jack

      just jack

      don't forget to "save prayer"!!

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  15. The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked. They say they can no longer trust any children's TV star who claims to be able to fix it!!!! now then, this won't last long!!!!

    1. PIL

      PIL

      And your Raleigh haha jack lol

    2. PIL

      PIL

      You maybe ok for a while paulus is not on .lol

    3. just jack

      just jack

      my writing is clear so it might be a tad fuzzy for the chap!! haha just kidding Paul

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  16. a high heeled lady walking up and down your back, if that doesn't work pause jezza kyle and get a job as it could be bed sores
  17. and thats how you do that great pics
  18. or call into the hairdressers salon and ask them
  19. just jack

    WTF!

    closest I can get to a real bird! dear 0 dear Rob ffs
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