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Bendigo

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  1. Bendigo

    Would you

    On the plus side the little shit has spent his evening waving his flag on the motorway bridge Talking to an old friend today and he was telling me his son was at chess club and was a child genius. I was like 'my lads been suspended twice and his hobby is flag waving and killing stuff '
  2. Bendigo

    Would you

    Would you kick of that a teacher has this over the classroom door in school? It says 'heal' under biden
  3. He phoned me up with that exact call.....I didn't fall for it
  4. @NEWKID I've finally got some movement with my ability to send PM's..... and it seems you now can't receive them Can you clear your inbox or send me your email Cheers Dido
  5. She's on end of life care I was told
  6. Is the hole linked to the manhole chamber next to it? Lift the manhole cover and stick a hose down the rat hole, see if water runs into the manhole
  7. I've just got a hik micro. Not sure why as I disagree with em for foxes and I'm f****d if I'll stay up late to shoot rats. It's a a bit complicated to set up
  8. Having breakfast in weatherspoons and there's two old women sat next to me drinking pints of Stella through straws 9.30am
  9. After a lifetime of shooting and loud noises it turns out my ears are knackered. 16-17 year old loading on driven shoots and nobody thought to suggest I protect my hearing. Shooting fallen stock in stables and cow sheds. Attending raves and night clubs. Jobs fcked now. Deaf as a post So along with a massive bald spot and my new pair of glasses I'm going for the holy trinity of being a old sad wanker. Never again able to attract fit young women (I was never that good at that anyway to be honest). Anybody else wear em? Are expensive private ones better than the NHS on
  10. You have got me down a YouTube worm hole now
  11. He's says the 'poo poo comes out and they eat it' ..... and some absolute legend at the back says 'like ice cream' . 'yes, like da ice cream'
  12. 30 years I've tried and still never had a salmon. Catch me a salmon next year jukel and I'll donate £200 to the left wing Charity of your choice
  13. They will like them. Don't feed all at once, make em last, scatter em on a straw ride or under some cover, make em work for them. We bag up maize cobs before they chop it. Then use em through the winter, just adds extra interest for em, especially on straw rides.
  14. A local knacker yard had a black bloke working there. All the walls in an area he worked were painted black. So one weekend the boss had the walls painted white....then told him it was so he couldn't hide against a wall. They also had an initiation ceremony where they held a new lad down and this fat wiganer would sit on your face and rub his ring piece on your nose. I only worked there for a laugh and helped em when they were busy and I made it clear if they did it to me id be gone and wouldn't cover anymore holidays after sticking my knife in his arse.
  15. I disagree. I think the putting up of flags is brilliant. There's very little we as a people can actually do, so when there is a little act of rebellion it helps people first start thinking and secondly start growing. My son and his mates have been out putting flags up. People are stopping cars to shout encouragement, giving them money, sounding horns. So there group is growing, other young lads are joining em. It's now becoming the done thing for them not to visit foreign barbers and to ridicule kids at school that do. It's great seeing them grow. And then they are seeing a t
  16. Lenny Henry thinks the government should pay 18 trillion to British black people
  17. Bendigo

    Trump.

    Nobody makes deals like Trump. He's the best at making deals
  18. Bendigo

    Reform

    Ah yeah, shit, sorry bud
  19. Next time your in London we will meet up and have a mooch
  20. Bendigo

    Reform

    Agree with most of that....I just have more faith in farage than any other MP. He's just not going to be able to work the wonders some demand of him, it's just not possible under the present reality. Agree crash and burn needs to come. But when I have a wife and mother on lifetime medication then crash and burn is worrying.....and I'm more secure than 99% of people....no debt, own home, gold and food supplies, armed to the teeth. For most crash and burn of society could be a death sentence
  21. Just treated myself to a new half Norfolk jacket from farlows. Going to try and claim it against my tax as 'work uniform'
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