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  1. RossM
    Shite and you know it and your scenario is pish as well, they dogs don't know right from wrong.
  2. RossM
    More doll like digits than womans hands,
  3. RossM
    No worries How can the club expect people to turn up week in, week out.... when they just cancel the meeting...and dont let anybody know? Its not exactly up the road for us.... Aaaw ffs stop greeting!!! Youd be the same if we had travelled up and it had been binned Enjoy yer bacon sarnie? Aye it was gid!
  4. RossM
    No worries How can the club expect people to turn up week in, week out.... when they just cancel the meeting...and dont let anybody know? Its not exactly up the road for us.... Aaaw ffs stop greeting!!!
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    Elaborate how the farmers actions were legal if the situation was in hand? the dog has been worrying livestock, has not left the vicinity and is not under the control of any person and there are no practicable means of ascertaining to whom it belongs.from section 9 of the animals act 1971 ... not sure where he would stand though using the above as justifying his actions Well I would say the dogs were under his control at the time?
  6. RossM
    Elaborate how the farmers actions were legal if the situation was in hand?
  7. RossM
    It was me, I designed and manufactured it with an old irn bru bottle top, hopscotched down to sheepfucker land and placed it where I thought I would get a reaction, it only took 167 days but thank you........... My work is done.
  8. RossM
    From garden maintenance to full blown racism in less than 5 posts!!.................quality!!
  9. RossM
    An arsehole of the highest order, hope they throw the book at him, absolutely no need.
  10. RossM
    Tried it once with a broken tooth, locked the mole grips onto it and.......SNAP!! Level with the gum, only way dentist could remove the rest was by straddling my chest with what I can only describe as a hammer & chisel (obviously (hopefully) a medical version) and breaking the root into 4 pieces and removing it that way. Not the nicest experience.
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  12. RossM
    Bump! Open to swap offers.
  13. RossM
    Seeing as the old faithfuls are being resurrected, can we please please have it back? Hope it was archived and not deleted!! All in the name of fun!!
  14. RossM

    10 pigeons plucked and breasted, ready for the eat!!

    1. B.P.R

      B.P.R

      Fcuk...your getting good with that catty!

    2. hawki

      hawki

      what way do yea cook it pot or oven? is it white meat?

    3. RossM

      RossM

      Red meat mate, havent decided how I'll do it this time.

  15. RossM
    Shame we cant bump "the next facebook victim" as the OP had it removed for the ribbing he took! if I was the mods id have piint blankly refused! He made his bed so lye in it!
  16. RossM
    Liverpool, where the window cleaner uses sandpaper.........
  17. RossM

    Royal Mail

    RossM replied to Malt's topic in General Talk

    How much training does it take to be an arsehole of the highest order? Very little - 2 weeks in Glasgow should do the trick Ah you'd fit right in there when they run their annual penis convention. Ah, a glaswegian amongst us. I hear there's a tiny penis convention...you've no doubt been Edinburgh through and through, nice avatar! Motorbikes eh? Somewhere to sit your cock on, that's why I'm surprised your not doing a headstand on it!!
  18. RossM
    I'm sure the saying is like a dog with 2 cocks?
  19. RossM
    Does it read "f**k off and start your own thread!!"??
  20. RossM

    Back f****d...........

    1. tb25

      tb25

      just remember it comes in 3s

    2. RossM

      RossM

      Well on the bright side, I managed a fart the day where I didn't have to rock on my heals to check! lol

    3. KittleRox

      KittleRox

      lol

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    What you got mate?
  22. RossM
    £150 ono
  23. RossM
    Aye tesco are good at paying out, after my first two claims the monthly premium went up from £33 - £35 and the way it's worked it seems like the older the dog the higher the premium, think it's something like £15 for old bitch £11 for other & £7 for the terrier or something along those lines.
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    Royal Mail

    RossM replied to Malt's topic in General Talk

    How much training does it take to be an arsehole of the highest order? Very little - 2 weeks in Glasgow should do the trick Ah you'd fit right in there when they run their annual penis convention.
  25. RossM
    Night & day
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