RossM
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If it shifted some of that weight it might be a handy dog.
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Are we meant to hazard a guess what the 3rd book is?
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BUMP!! £150 posted is the least I would accept. Or swap for a galf decent air rifle, ferreting gear etc.
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Puzzled Have not Heaving/busy
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Stop lying you big poof it's for your doll like hands!!!!
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Remember getting my mate sent off, can't remember the ins and outs, was something like if we won the game we won the league, if we drew it went to the last game and if we lost we couldn't win it, we were up 1-0 they equalised in the 92nd minute and I remember asking the ref how long, "take centre son and that's it" centre taking we lost possession and they were going up the park, ref all the time running along, "play on!" they played a through ball and our defence spot on stepped forward and their player was an easy 3 yards off, ref still waving "on you go!" one on one with the goalie and the
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Dont start him!! We'll get the exact weight and if possible dimensions!!
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Pre season friendlys away were always a hoot, I remember I almost caused a riot when I took a keeper clean out and the fans and players were going daft, long ball never getting there across the park thought "if I'm no getting the ball I'm getting something"...... Never even got booked! Did you ever cut the toes of your team mates socks for a laugh? Or split a chilli and rub it in the inside of their pants cause you can smell deep heat a mile away?
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Did you shave the appropriate areas? My mate didn't understand so just shaved everything from the stomach down!
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I had a lad nip my bollock while trying to shield the ball so I rammed my finger to the second knuckle right up his arsehole!!
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Oi !! ......we will have a little less of this " lazy centre forward" nonsense ...decent centre forwards do as much damage running off the ball as with it ....mind you, I never had the engine room for mid field, or the range of skills............then you play with an older team who don't want to step over the half way line !!.......and it's " here's the ball, now beat 4 defenders and score" !!! Lol lol lol I like to play off the centre halts shoulder, put the defender exactly where I want them, hated left mid, run down that wing, put a ball in, then the manager screaming, "get your breather
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Oi !! ......we will have a little less of this " lazy centre forward" nonsense ...decent centre forwards do as much damage running off the ball as with it ....mind you, I never had the engine room for mid field, or the range of skills............then you play with an older team who don't want to step over the half way line !!.......and it's " here's the ball, now beat 4 defenders and score" !!! Lol lol lol I like to play off the centre halts shoulder, put the defender exactly where I want them, hated left mid, run down that wing, put a ball in, then the manager screaming, "get your breather
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I'm excited for you mate!! I started in left midfield, broke my foot, put on a bit weight and couldn't shift it, was still powering down that side, then broke my other foot and put on more weight, again unable to shift it so moved to being a lazy striker, that's where I played last, played two games as a trialist, total playing time 128 minutes 4 goals, then with work commitments I couldn't make every training session and just fizzled out. Wish I was still playing, atb with playing
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Your second touch is a tackle springs to mind!!
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I played against ex rangers and Dunfermline defender Scott Wilson at 7's not too long ago, still got a good head on him, i walked past him and purposely trod on his toe. first thing he did was blooter me!! I had to return the favour, obviously nowhere near the ball......
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Could've ironed the flag, strong stuff irons his st George before placing collars on it........
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Cannae wait till lowsin time friday!! Hae a swally and watch the fitba!!
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Mate I played not so long ago, the first time in 18 month, my head knew exactly what I wanted to do but my body had other ideas!! I was like a spider ball to feet and just ran into the corner even though I was wanting to cut inside and have a go! I'd said I just want to train with them get my fitness back, then manager said your stripped. Thought if I get the last 15 minutes I'll be delighted, NOPE got the first 72 minutes, sore for a week!!
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Started Off Good Then All Down Hill
RossM replied to Lancashire Hunter's topic in Lurchers & Running Dogs
Just wire in another switch matey. -
I'm selling the led version if anyone interested.....
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That cushion gets lobbed when I'm there, he's lucky I dinnae pick bum crumbs and wipe them oan it!!!
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Handy, as said on the wrist and that's it, feed it through at any part and you don't have to faff about levelling the length. Only have to remove it from the wrist when going over fences/gates etc.
