Make love to it..........In truth you want it to make love to you. I've got one here that I'm making out of an old truncheon. It might be a bit small for you though.All you want from your cattys is raw animal casual sex, leaving your arsehole like a clowns pocket.....
You've got me bang to rights, although I'm not just after a casual relationship. I would like to bag the occasional bunny with them too.
I did hear that the RSPCA were called when you were wiping your arse because, due to the size of the hole, someone thought you were interfering with a badger sett.
I heard yours was Ontario'