Well it would! The cat reminds me of one years ago, pulled this wee nice piece and went back to her flat. Well she had this black cat and I thought "I'll be nice and give the wee c**t a clap" well did the wee f****r not hiss and take a swipe at me!! So this bint goes to the kitchen to pour us a wee drink and the cat has jumped up on the couch walked along the back and stands on the arm flicking its tail from side to side, enticing me! it was then I clocked them!! Like two wee velvety marbles!! I carefully lined up my finger and thumb and put as much force behind them as I could...... THLUMP!!