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Simoman

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  1. Writes book to fund his habit.......Rubbing his wart encrusted phalus over the faces of French bulldogs before releasing his biologically enhanced cheese sauce over there diamond encrusted collars.......filthy gimp

  2. All the gear and no idea

    1. hedz31

      hedz31

      ive got the same problem lol

    2. Molie1337

      Molie1337

      same, got lots of shiny stuff to look at though!

  3. One of my mutts is trying to send my remaining blond hair grey...........

    1. lurcher lass
    2. jeppi

      jeppi

      hahaha whats he done nar?

    3. lurcher lass

      lurcher lass

      Started a big tear up in the house with Rick in front of the kids!!!!!

       

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  4. Please stop using the f**king updates to sell your shit, donate a fiver or f**k off!!!

    1. Simoman

      Simoman

      kev, blow it out your backside

       

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I'll try my best "seeting" a good example

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  5. The exotic species have been increasing over the last 20 years, through work I have had the opportunity to see them coming, only recently I was handling some meerkats and racoons, the meerkats were £1,200 a pair and the racoons similarly priced, also had dealings with marmosets/skinks/sugar gliders/coatis and kinkajoos. The problem is many of these are totally unsuitable as pets for 99% of folk and the husbandry bills are astronomical.............
  6. Spot on, last year my partners lurcher broke its leg whilst lamping, luckily enough she was insured as the bill came to over £3,500. If the dog was mine with no insurance I don't know what would happen, I haven't got several thousand spare to repair the dog..........
  7. Those who have met him would say he is small, and so would I lol

  8. If I did I wouldn't confess to it in front of 20,000 members
  9. :yes: Had one come up behind us in the dark to easily within ten foot and fuuckin scare the shit out me, another member off here and two dogs by screaming at us :laugh: Probably saw your height and thought you were a mole
  10. its not mate as you cant click it as a link its a member whos been deleted..once deleted they come up as a guest Correct stabbaaaaaa
  11. Often had foxes follow us whilst lamping..........
  12. If suicide is painless why don't more of us try it?

    1. tb25
    2. Brummy

      Brummy

      Simo do you have pierced nipples?

       

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      You should know, you have tweaked them often enough sexy

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  13. Well another slant then, Lord Orford bred bulldog into the greyhound in 1776, almost 250 years ago, are they greyhounds or lurchers? might be wrong hear ..but but did that mix introduce the among otherthings .. the brindle colouring.. in greyhounds? Really? Interesting
  14. I'm not going to get involved in the ins and outs of your dispute as we have two arguments and how can this be resolved over a forum regardless of who starts the thread, BUT you put someones full name and address on the forum and that IS uacceptable, if this happens again you will be deleted. You claim this is adversy affecting your life so I suggest you sort this out via the correct channels and not in cyber land with a thread that flutuates between arguing Springer style and flirting like some tacky sex chat line............. As i said not putting up with him any longer going onto sites
  15. I'm not going to get involved in the ins and outs of your dispute as we have two arguments and how can this be resolved over a forum regardless of who starts the thread, BUT you put someones full name and address on the forum and that IS uacceptable, if this happens again you will be deleted. You claim this is adversy affecting your life so I suggest you sort this out via the correct channels and not in cyber land with a thread that flutuates between arguing Springer style and flirting like some tacky sex chat line.............
  16. One word with this thread............dignity..........
  17. Got to agree with terrier 410, my better half works her own dogs, looks after me and my dogs and enjoys the same thingss i do, what more can you ask for..........
  18. Well another slant then, Lord Orford bred bulldog into the greyhound in 1776, almost 250 years ago, are they greyhounds or lurchers?
  19. Keep going chocolate lips, I think you have a real chance with Howler features Simo, you know that Minty is slimmer wilf, i think you have a fan...........
  20. You bet your ass I am! Anyone seen Daniel Craig in Layer cake? Or Jason Statham in Snatch? Or Vinnie Jones in Lock stock? Well forget those cockneys, Wilf is more Minty from Eastenders
  21. Interesting, also the original lurchers would no doubt have been heavily infused with sheepdog blood and the focus would of been the humble bunny!! But lurcher hybrids have evolved and developed to specialise at various species
  22. wxm,s nicked your idea mate, he,s asked same question on general talk. no i aint nicked it ... i've asked. how many crosses is to many crosses ... if you had a lurcher with :- greyhound, collie, whippet, saluki, beddie, deerhound, bull, poodle and what ever you throw in to lurchers say 6 plus crosses is it still a lurcher. simoman asked a different question .. i took it that he asked whats the least amount of sighthound you can have in a lurcher until its not a lurcher. and im sorry if im wrong No your right, mine is a totally different question
  23. My old boy is 10 and was still doing just fine last year and this season he is almost retired as he has slowed considerably and the arthritis in his wrist kicks in after a few runs......
  24. Great honest advert and healthy looking pups, best of luck
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