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Simoman

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  1. Cowardly little man who can't back up his mouth..........pussy you know where I am

  2. I don't think lurcher lass was being derogatory just asking a question, hardly calling for a middle finger retard..........
  3. Love is a burning flame........

    1. FoxyWarrior

      FoxyWarrior

      I've heard your a looker!

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      You mean hooker!!!

    3. Malt

      Malt

      Neither of the above but rhymes and starts with 'F'... lol

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  4. Moves like an olympic sprinter......

  5. Yeah I think an over night stay in a dirty Travel Lodge might help ment the rift, or we could have a bumming comp and let RFYL and Lurchermainia go first. What a ridiculous idea, THL bumming comp, haven't you noticed all the comps end in arguments
  6. RFYL has probably decided to stay away as lurchermania seems to be either a stalker or trying to get into his pants, wipe the brown off your nose, send some flowers and a pm asking for a date. Although you may be out of luck as he is straight.........
  7. Have you knocked on the farmers doors mate? Put some adds in countrystores, get beating to make contacts and just keep trying. We all struggle with getting permission, thats life unfortunately. My mate has some permission in Derbyshire that was crawling with rabbits but recently when we went for a night out, no rabbits on several hundred acres, bizare as the farmer hadn't found any bodies and we didn't see any signs of mixy. I also have some small permission in Derbyshire that is good for ferreting and lamping bunnies, you just need to keep trying, we have all been there.............
  8. I lopped the beard off, you are nuts Have you organised that trip yet, I will pick you up in my lorry with the hammer laden glovebox :tongue4:
  9. I've got one, pretty chilled, fast and i'm happy with him so far. dave a, stabba has seen a fair few years of Wheaton lurchers working so i'll listen to him...........
  10. Excellent read artic, keep them coming
  11. We went and there were some good stalls, got a nice picture and some moleskins etc, saw a few folk there, had a chat with Barrie Wade, thanks for the book. My one big gripe is we coulnd't even find the lurchers and terriers and had no end of people ask us where they were, hidden in a corner as per usual no doubt. What really concerns and annoys me is I must attract weirdos and numpties, whilst waiting for lurcher lass outside a stall one fella asks me about the breeding of my pup and then proceeds to tell me what a hard man he is(wow I was impressed) and his nocturnal activities, all the
  12. Corbetts bokks are class, i have five. Gazehoungs and coursing by Dutch Salmon is a good book but a little known book from the UK is "with gun, rifle and bow" by James Douglas is a fantastic read..........
  13. Me too...I've been racking my brains all afternoon and calling people. I know it's silly to get emotionally involved but it's the pups I feel concerned about.We've only bred the odd litter over the last 24 years and have had good homes lined up well before the pups were born. I think working dogs need so much more 'protection' than pet dogs. You can't get any better home for a Lurcher or Terrier than a good, knowledgable working home...however if that dog falls into unscrupulous hands, their lives can be a living hell. Ha ha, as, no matter what, i'm dog daft. Nowt stirs me quite as m
  14. Still can't eat after yesterdays rancid chicken kievs......

    1. SHARPSHOOTER!

      SHARPSHOOTER!

      Oh no the feeling,squirt through the eye of a needle ...

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      The bowells are solid, just feel sick.....

    3. bullxryno

      bullxryno

      must be bad if you cant eat!!

  15. Its been going downhill for years, BUT i'll keep moaning like many of us and keep going................
  16. This has always been a problem, the initial purchase price is a mere drop in the ocean compared to the rearing of a dog. TBH the breeder should say jog on and its the breeders perogative who the pups go to, if you don't feel comfortable with the purchaser don't sell, simplessssss
  17. Waz, make some space in your inbox you felcher. stewie i'll see you there........
  18. Yes i'll be there.........
  19. God, not another internet Chuck Liddell
  20. I wouldn't worry about the women, if 5 of you are "going down" in the caravan you'll be busy enough............
  21. Had some rancid chicken kievs for lunch and feel dodgy but lamp is on charge to blow the cobwebs out......

  22. Bukake, harmless team sport or filthy mess..........

  23. Don't knock it till you try it sweetlips :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: and i,ve been promised, your not even gay unless you push back :kiss: :kiss: Thats what I was told in prison..........
  24. Sorry lads no photo, never been one for taking pics and the gun is at a mates, you should be able to pm though..........
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