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Simoman

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  1. Tractability and a sound constitution, and i think constitution is far too overlooked. Superfurry, what the guys are stating is that too much inteligence can be negative and i tend to agree, if i slip my dog i want total comitment, i don't want the dog overriding my decision to slip because he thinks that rabbit is too close the the hedge etc etc..........
  2. Busy busy busy!!!!!

    1. jeppi

      jeppi

      you busy lollollol

    2. Simoman

      Simoman

      I have been that busy i couldn't reply until now, you coming out to play tomorrow

  3. I had a caller, never forgot it, always worked and cheap as chips.........the back of my hand
  4. You never been married then
  5. Simoman

    BEST FILM EVER

    Heard that was coming out, with Jeff Bridges as Rooster, not sure if that will work......
  6. Simoman

    Dog Sh*t

    The thing that boils my piss is at shows when the trackie bottom brigade let there dogs shit all over the grass for the kids to step in, iv'e given them a bag before now and Strong stuff did the same when we were a show.......
  7. what have you got on him cos thats very very unbelievable,he only sweats when he's badly,or if a rottweiler is chasing him, I know stabbas "secret", and he only runs to a free buffett..........
  8. "Let of some steam Bennett", i think commando had the biggest number of cheesy lines
  9. I think you will find that film has been nominated for 6 Oscars and 4 Golden Globes including cimematography, best actor, best supporting actor and best sound........
  10. As gem mentioned, Toys with Robin Williams is awfull, there are so many poor films. One of the most disapointing was American Physco, i remember walking out the cinema thinkig "what the f##k was that about", Father of the bride has the distinction of being the only film that after 30 mins i put my feet up and went to sleep..........
  11. ive seen yorkies that worked foxes fairly well..
  12. Its a good deal for somebody, the only reason hes selling it as he has me to point around the field and has the pleasure of lugging the kit around all night
  13. I read a book about the Titanic disaster based on survivors stories, a really upsetting book, talk of babies and children floating past the lifeboats, men putting their families in boats knowing they would die.... Very upsetting, you never know what would happen in those situations, I know my kids would come first and nobody would keep them out of a lifeboat but after that who knows what you would do, knowing you were going to die!!!!! I just hope i never have to find out!!!!!!!!!
  14. Very high prey drive in the majority.......
  15. Just in, another good night with stabba, bunnies for the pot!!

  16. Used to think nothing of travelling hours to work the dogs, nowdays me and my lamping partner travel about 15 minutes to out permission........
  17. Simoman

    BEST FILM EVER

    Too many to choose, love the lord of the rings trilogy...........
  18. Did you go on shanes bus . I have some pics of the day out will dig them out Yes mate, i was on the bus with Shane, his brother and old man, be good to see the photos, i was a young lad then lol. Just realised you meant Shane our rep lol, yes his bus too mate, with Colin etc
  19. I use Strong Stuff slip leads, tough and quality.......
  20. For mr it has to be Hot Fuzz, Fletch, Fletch lives and American Pie....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4erhJoC24 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-ZEvjJBLvM
  21. Your post sounds believeable until you say Dan is scared, duct tape, seclusion and guys called Bubba, Cletus and Jim-Bob sounds right up Dans street..............
  22. You know you wanna put your half cross over another half cross pic Like the look of him Dean........
  23. Well done stoateyes, disgrace how some litters are reared and also they show no shame......
  24. Wilf spends his annual holiday dressed as Shane Ritchie walking around the east end firing his man missles at pearly kings whilst supping on hot dog flavoured water and asking Dot Cotton lookalikes to insert there hairbrush in his scabbed chocolate starfish whilst shouting "what would Mr Popadopolous do"

  25. Brummy enjoys dressing up like Tommy Walsh at weekends shouting feel the power of my hammer before shooting a stream of hot dog flavoured water over a manequin of Alan Titchmarsh before phoning the samaritans and asking them to punish him then he shoots his filty man paste over his hands free

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