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  1. Simoman
    Its non stop action on the Isle of Lewis eh? Use very hot water, plenty of washing up liquid and then rinse the pots/plates etc and then put on rack.....
  2. Simoman
    How long will they last Dan?
  3. Simoman
    That is THL's own glam band "twisted sphincter", comprising of stabba/jeppi/hedz/brummy & bogger.....
  4. Simoman
    You should know we have unicorns in LIncolnshire, although pure lines are getting rarer as they are interbreeding with fallow and being predated upon by cave trolls...........
  5. Simoman
    Saw 8 last night, and 6 in three fields at the weekend, but i was just after bunnies, of which i didn't even see one last night, the gunmen have been busy..............
  6. Simoman
    You big fibber pre-ban you see them numbers everytime you come here not that we run any as we only run rabbits The humble bunny is enough for me nowdays...........
  7. Simoman
    A lot of variables, if you were driving the land in a heavily fox popuated area then 100 was easy(ish) to account for, on foot on similar ground you would be happy to call in and account less than half that, some spots on foot it was easy to see 12-18 in a nights lamping yet not all those would come in to a call, and of those that came in not all would be close enough for a slip and on those that were run not all would be caught, i also had some spots where foxes were persecuted with the rifle so you were lucky to see a dozen a season on that land and they NEVER came in to the call............
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    UFC 138

    Simoman replied to trappa's topic in General Talk

    I think it will be great if your there live trappa but i agree, its a shoddy fight card....................
  9. Simoman
    Before i was recruited to the S.A.S i was head of interigation for the Royal Marines, to break stubborn suspects we made them read whins posts are scour the classifieds.........
  10. Simoman
    Its a noise you never forget, known two dogs have bad breaks, one came back strong, the other didn't.......I have also been ferreting with a three legged collie lurcher that was amazing, is still caught plenty of bolters......
  11. Simoman

    Off down south to enter Brummy this evening

    1. Lab

      Lab

      go on stick a yummy in the middle there......lol

    2. FightTheBan

      FightTheBan

      Lab you make me sick. lol

    3. Simoman

      Simoman

      Brummys yummy bummy

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  12. Simoman
    I rarely owned dogs capable of 19 a season As lapin said, it depends on the time of year, the land, conditions etc etc. I wouldn't like to say, although i would say you clearly think hes full of shit or you wouldn't be asking strangers on the internet
  13. Simoman
    Your a dwarf......
  14. Simoman
    Is that the dog that was licking your left testickle when we were on the phone the other night?
  15. Simoman
    Why would you want to release the most testing of quarry, the killer guinea pig, and how would you hunt it, a .177 or a ferret would be overkill for a guinea pig..........
  16. Simoman
    Another THL classic...
  17. Simoman
    Looking good as usual moo...........
  18. Simoman
    I'd like to see coypu back in our countryside..............
  19. Simoman
    Degree in animal science, city and guilds in IT & numerous short course certificates in dogs/poultry/reptiles/first aid etc..........
  20. Simoman
    You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue Erm, and this from a man who when he came for one brought his own skewers?
  21. Simoman
    You "rubbed the instep of your boot down his shin", did you also threaten to scratch his eyes out and bitch slap him? Man up and fight properly, on second thoughts i see it says "owd" chap, so now your a pensioner beater....or rather scraper :laugh: man up, from a man who eats fondue Philistine!!!
  22. Simoman
    who do you think is full of shit? Read the thread
  23. Simoman
    "The Drill"............painful one that Moll. wouldn't work on simo....his moobs would take the impact! Moobs ffs? Their pec implants.........
  24. Simoman
    I'd gladly fight someone who wanted to scrape my shin whilst i punch their face and give their throat a nagasaki death chop
  25. Simoman
    There are some "big spenders" on this thread who i reckon are full o shit :laugh:
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