An Indian guy decides to open a takeaway in Belfast on the Shankill Road.
Sure enough, not long after he opens, he gets a visit from the "boys".
They start by asking him what religion he is. He replies that he is Hindu.
They said, "You're in Belfast now. You've got to choose a side. Proddy or Taig?"
Again he said he was neither. He was a Hindu.
So they asked where in India he was from. He said,"Delhi."
At that they shot him in both kneecaps.
As he lay there in agony, he asked why they had shot him.
The thug answered, "If you were a Prod, you'd have calle