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Greyman

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  1. I have a 42 year old landrover and if that puddle stopped it I,d set it on fire, modern 4x4s put to much emphasis on comfort, speed and mpg, I don't go fast but I go anywere (just not on the motorway)
  2. enjoy the solitude, learn to like your own company, as soon as you take someone else they tell someone else, who then tell there mate John but don't worry he,s sound he won't say anything, then he tells his brother who has a great bunch of mates but don't worry they won't say anything, and next time you arrive the farmer ain't, looking quite so friendly as some little pricks popped back and knicked his quad or drove across the fields and through his gates lamping rabbits, seen it happen loads of times both with the dogs and fishing spots, loose lips sink ships,
  3. Your just a prick, I feel sorry for any genuine Muslim, with Johnny know mates like you doing anything to try and join there gang, I have a few Muslim mates some I,ve known for over twenty years and in that time we have never even talked about it, I respect them and there views they respect mine and that's enough, you are a twat regardless of what faith or any other group your trying to join, if you want to make some real friends just stop being a bell end, I think there is a forum somewhere for fat twats sitting in mums spare room pretending to be something they are not, why not look it up, I
  4. Most of the white birds round here look like that on a Friday night, they must all be a bit thick to be fooled by a spray tan
  5. I learned a while ago that the long tailed tit use,s a lot of spiderwebs in the building of there nest due to the strength of the web and because it allows the nest to stretch and grow as the brood of chicks get bigger, an interesting bit of useless information I thought I would share
  6. Just a little update, my daughter has orderered a sd card reader that plugs into the iPad and allows you to upload pictures, so hopefully we should be up and running by the weekend,
  7. try your left hand and just pretend it's someone else
  8. i,m under pressure to do this mate so will get it sorted, it may take me a bit of time as I think I need a new laptop to make it happen, but once I do you will probably get fecked off as I have so many, I think I picked up around 50 pictures of roe in the last week or so along with countless fox, badger and squirrels plus one polecat and a bird having a piss behind the crash barrier on the motorway, before you get excited it was just her legs jumping over the crash barrier ,Excited lol.Looking forward to seeing your footage mate.id imagine it's got to be cut and edited etc. Especially the pol
  9. Alright mate if you look back I put some photos up of how I fit my pouch,s using a length of tube instead of the wrap and tuck method for the same reason now my flat bands break at the fork end before the pouch and last much longer, I also use 4.5 mm natural latex tube that I buy on eBay from China, depending on the size of the loop you make the performance is very simular to tbg and lasts much longer, I find a loop one third of the band length about right
  10. Who blamed the Police? We've all said so far it's the cheeky c**ts who pinched the stuff to begin with! The Polices job is to INVESTIGATE and TRY to solve crime. They couldn't even be arsed to come out and see if there are finger prints etc. Now you blame people for being annoyed that the Police aren't doing their jobs? I can't be to specific about this but I have recovered one or two stolen items by spending a day scanning Facebook, and YouTube I,m not a user of Facebook but used someone else's account and there help and believe it or not the local crims actually post video,s of thems
  11. i,m under pressure to do this mate so will get it sorted, it may take me a bit of time as I think I need a new laptop to make it happen, but once I do you will probably get fecked off as I have so many, I think I picked up around 50 pictures of roe in the last week or so along with countless fox, badger and squirrels plus one polecat and a bird having a piss behind the crash barrier on the motorway, before you get excited it was just her legs jumping over the crash barrier ,
  12. sorry I have not read all the thread but in short yes, a friend of my wife is married to a detective and I remember a case some years ago were a young girl local to me went missing from a nightclub, her body was found dumped in a quarry a few weeks later, the guy that done it was eventually caught and convicted through DNA but I remember the said detective telling me how much trouble they had getting it because the body was not buried and the Badgers and foxes had consumed most of the evidence,
  13. reminds me of an old joke, what's the difference between your wages and your dick, ANSWER you don't have to ask your wife to blow your wages,
  14. Giving money via a text on telly is simply a way of clearing ones own conscience and feeding all those tosspot celebrities egos, if you are a caring person go and give an afternoon of your time to help in the local charity shop or pop round and cut your neighbours lawn if they are old or disabled, it's simple acts of kindness that count, all those country,s waving there dying babies around covered in shit and fly,s to prick your conscience are still managing to buy weapons and fund civil wars, when live aid first started I had friends working in Ethiopia and most of the aid sent was available
  15. Just about to rattle a few targets in the garden with my catty when luckily I noticed this, not that my shooting is so bad I would have hit it but the dumpy bag does take a smacking, so I packed away the catty gave what little bit of hair I have left a quick run over with the clippers and put the off cuts not out so she can finish off the nest
  16. its not just about signing a contract mate, I,m not married have never believed I need a man in a dress to give me permission to live with the woman I love, I,ve lived in sin for 33 years have three kids between 30/24, have lots of female friends, have had a few offers over the years, but simply believe that if I would,nt like it done to me why would I do it to someone I love, it's a simple moral code that works for me, I also see it as a great weakness in a person male/female, at my age I have loads of mates do the Thai deal, and they all have similarity,s, A) can't keep a relationship going
  17. How about what men say but don't really mean, two biggest male lies are cheque.s in the post and just suck it a little bit I promise I won't come in your mouth, we are all the same, most people say what they think folk want to hear not what they really mean, it's the rules of life women just change the rules depending on were they are in there monthly cycle and when we finally think we have it Sussed out they enter the menopause and the rules all shift again, the ideal woman shags like a sack of rattle snakes and turns into a pizza at midnight but they are very rare, the only man that should h
  18. I think YouTube will have your answer mate as most of there previous comps and tournaments are on there, they also do a lot on Facebook I believe, sorry I can't be of more help, I would also say if you enjoy it just enter it,s only fun f**k what anyone else scores, you never know you may get your best score ever when the top boys have there worse, it's a game for men that don't grow up not a life choice so just go for it
  19. well tell them to stop it, I know of one area in Gloucestershire were they released 6 right outside a premier carp water containing fish over 50lb five of them were squashed on the road and number six was hit and injured to the point it was taken back to live out its fecked up life in a pen, another area were I found the three road casualty,s has had at least two releases of otters into a river almost void of life, after they ate the few remaining fish and ducks they moved off to become squashed on the road, so they have just put another load in the same place which I think are the fresh wave
  20. Khalid masood great British name,
  21. and yet all the bbc and any politician they speak to just keeps saying, is he was ,British born, as if that makes a shit bit of difference, he was as British as the Taj Mahal, time to start calling a spade a spade without fear of having your door kicked in
  22. I used to fish for the carp on the canal down at hungerford but the otters have cleaned them out now, have found three squashed otters near me this year already, they seem to come in waves, most of them are reared and released by the tree huggers that seem to think all wildlife needs there help I know of several release sites were all the otters were killed withing months, I,ve even found three drowned ones in the Gloucester canal were they are unaware of the few places they can get out, the sad thing is there were always wild otters there just in smaller numbers,just like the water voles but
  23. Yes, they still fire it on the lake. I know the guy it belongs to. He's mad for his shooting, especially wildfowling, and still actively uses the puntgun. Frampton show's always the second Sunday of September and is a good day out - http://framptoncountryfair.co.uk/. One tip if you do plan on going - get there early, by which I mean aim to be on site by 9am at the very latest. If you leave it much later than that you'll end up queuing for ages to get in. Can you not go round the side and hop over the fence ?only if you know the way,I,ve been going for years but every year it's less count
  24. cheers I,ll have a good read and try to digest the info, i have just been out and swapped the sims over and I have another polecat so either someone is loosing a lot of polecat marked ferrets or I have found a wild family as that's the forth one in as many weeks, i,ve also just placed one in a new spot it's been out for two weeks and there are more roe on that one than i,ve ever caught on my other cams around thirty in two weeks including a couple of family groups of three does and a buck and on another cam I have two badgers fighting so I will make it my mission to get some uploaded to share
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