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Greyman

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  1. One and the same thing mate, it may be a regional thing but they both make you look brown without the need to leave the house or gym ??
  2. It's what lads that don't go out in the sun apply to there skin to make them look tanned before they stand in front of a mirror and photograph themselves looking sexy ??
  3. I believe if you look in the glove box, they come as standard in that particular model mate but watch out for skid marks in the older models, they can be murder to shift on a cool wash and the main dealer will charge you a fortune ?
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    Nets

    Sadly You will only see £5 after the standard 50 percent recovery fee has been subtracted ?
  5. Personally after seeing the 6 pack selfies I,d imaging something like this would be more in keeping, lots of room in the boot for some bronzer and Spare shoes in case of mud, and one spare seat for your towel and shorts when going to and from the gym, winner winner chicken dinner
  6. But every fat bird in bed cloth,s is sat outside the school gates in a merc or bmer bought on tick
  7. Because half the jails are run by Muslims, and if your a lowlife, nonce / child killer or other undesirable type they offer you protection from the other inmates that might want to cut your throat, they are like recruitment centres now for idiots at the bottom of the social ladder
  8. Sadly no one is allowed to challenge these ridiculous out bursts for fear of loosing everything to the left wing media, but in there own words only 18 percent of senior staff are from a black or ethnic minority,s as 97 percent of the U.K. Population is white that means only 3 percent are from a minority so that is 6 times higher than the national average but still we are branded racist and told to do more, ???
  9. Not saying it to have a dig mate but when I turn up for work mid winter in ten layers and my old Scottish mate is stood there in a vest asking what's wrong, I have to accept your made of stouter stuff than most southerners
  10. Most jocks I know consider anything above a light frost to be like Spain so you,ll have to give figures, it's hot and humid but cloudy in my neck of the woods and have had some pretty impressive thunder storms
  11. And rational discussion will lead us all to the same conclusion as Mackem has already said, ?
  12. Or it could have been dropped by a terradactile ? But all avenues need to be explored and thus far your theory is the most plausible ??
  13. Horse up a tree in Scotland as well
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    Teachers

    An ear and a half is 18 month half an ear is only 6 months, should have payed more attention at school ??
  15. Not were but when, England in the 70s and 80s may have been the vigour of youth but everything seemed much better then, would happily travel anywere and stay for different time periods but would probably always return home
  16. I have a torn rotary cuff tendon at the moment, ( totally severed) I done it in May last year when I fell and dislocated my shoulder, have been told an operation is the only cure, but I,m not keen on going under the knife and seem to be doing alright, it clicks and crunch,s a lot but with lots of exercise it seems to be getting much better, the nhs is in so much shit trying to get it fixed is a ball ache and all they want to do is give out physio which makes little or no difference, so for now I,m going to just live with it plus I know a few lads that have had them repaired and been worse off
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    Jogging!

    It's ok I,m still here, ???
  18. Greyman

    Teachers

    My school days were,nt that great and I could not wait to leave buts it's nice to have an inspirational figure like that in your life and hopefully the lessons in life he taught you, you will teach to someone in your life and that's how inspirational people live on after death, FairPlay to you as well for playing your part and not forgetting who was there for you I expect it meant a lot to him at the end, nice to hear
  19. 5 , your forgetting Stephen Lawrence day and the other 300 days left will be paid sick days to get over the stress of all the bank holidays, it's in the manifesto so it must be true plus Dave said ??
  20. Then we have probably met on a curry night out with the boys from veils in the past
  21. I take it that's the sewage plant with the 50lb common swimming in the lagoon alongside the old incinerator ? ?
  22. To live in harmony with our enviroment the world population should be around 50million ( that would put us in line with other mammals) our current population is around 70billion and rising, by charging a tax on logs it will achieve zero, the cows we rear to feed the worlds population give off more harmful gasses than all the cars, the only solution is a massive reduction in the population not another increase in tax,s, but when the world is run by the greediest minority, money will always over rule common sense and will eventually lead to our demise?
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    Jogging!

    Sorry to hear about your leg because I just saw the stiffmiester running past with a fully loaded 90ltr Bergen on his back doing his third ultra marathon since Friday, even chucked a few one handed press ups in when the traffic lights went red ?
  24. I have several woodburners I,m in a smokeless zone yet I live just outside of avonmouth, my kids went to school in one of the 20 worst air quality schools in the country and most blokes round here die of the big C early the air is full of fly,s when the sun comes out ,I have 2 of those blue light fly zapper things in my kitchen all summer and fly screens on the door, several power stations and an Astra zenika chemical plant, that would leave a crater if it ever caught fire and I,m not allowed to burn wood, I respect your understanding of the sciences etc but I see it as no more than a governm
  25. Makes it very easy to see why you can't get your head round things, I,ve re read the post several times and even with my limited intelligence can't see were I said that, maybe you could highlight in red for me
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