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marshman

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  1. I'd last about the time it took for the countdown clock to run down ?
  2. Would I be greedy if I said I wouldn't mind a threesome with Rachel and Lucy ? ?
  3. lol trouble with saying that is you won't be stuffing her after ?
  4. It'll be the same as when you get any takeaway from a Chinese , you'll order to much and throw most of it away ?.
  5. lol you're right I've a slight hunting life addiction but while I was nuts deep last night, some sad people where on here untill 4.40 am .lol up for work pal did she have a nibble on your chipolata lol ?
  6. I was chatting to a women that works for a homeless charity in London . She told me that you only have to be registered homeless for two or three days and you can get a roof over you're head. My cousin also does a soup kitchen around the strand and chats to a lot of homeless and he says that you do get ex servicemen homeless but in the same breath you do get a lot just saying they are, as people are more likely to part with money to a soldier. For me the Romanians take begging to a whole new level , walking along on crutches with one leg twisted right in and shaking like they've got Parkinson
  7. lol you're right I've a slight hunting life addiction but while I was nuts deep last night, some sad people where on here untill 4.40 am ?.
  8. lol the women I'm with is better looking than the greedy bird across from me and is eating a lot less, and I don't know what he's having for pudding but I will be having a large portion of minge . ?
  9. Lol I reckon its one of them tinder dates and she's just getting a free scran before she jogs him on ?.
  10. There's a couple sitting just across from me at a place Where I eat , they're obviously on a date . And f**k me if she ain't tucked in to everything the blokes ordered as well as her own . Sorry For the rant but even if there was a chance I was gonna get laid I'd have to say something ! Do any of you share grub or is it just me ?
  11. I'd rather watch Saunders vs Eubank than the main fight .
  12. He means mattock as in a digging tool, rather than a strain of terrier.
  13. Lol skinny spaghetti legs seen more meat in a vegatarians lunch box ?
  14. Or you could marinate some juicy meat and feed them like everybody else , I've a great receipe !it keeps them very full as they only eat one portion .
  15. If you think about it logically , it all depends what they're bred to do originally back when terriers where first created. To my mind a terrier would have to multi task and do all sorts of vermin control to earn he's keep, not just digging . I don't suppose if you were sat in your hut in the Middle Ages and you were over run with rats that were eating your winter supplies ,then you'd expect your dog to deal with them or if you was starving not expect him to sneak ya a rabbit. So I suppose an all rounder was probably a handy tool for survival !
  16. I reckon he was an arsenal supporter lol
  17. I hate farmers . They're always spreading shit ! ?
  18. Gazza.... 0 to 60 in forty years .
  19. I'm trying to think what I was doing ten years ago and what dogs I had ... Lol it's to early I worked late last night I can't remember .
  20. marshman

    Karma

    Got to be an Urban myth ?
  21. Nobody is begging anybody to stay, if they make their decision to leave then I'll want them gone. Fact is, that decision hasn't been made yet...... ah that's like them couples that "were working at it , and then if she decides to leave me for that swarthy European I'll let her go " lol . In the words of Gloria Gaynor , at first I was afraid I was petrified kept think of how I couldn't survive without you by my side . I can't remember the rest of the lyrics but ya get my meaning lol You talk like all English want to keep Scotlands membership in this Union and all Scottish want to leave....
  22. Nobody is begging anybody to stay, if they make their decision to leave then I'll want them gone. Fact is, that decision hasn't been made yet...... ah that's like them couples that "were working at it , and then if she decides to leave me for that swarthy European I'll let her go " lol ?. In the words of Gloria Gaynor , at first I was afraid I was petrified kept think of how I couldn't survive without you by my side . I can't remember the rest of the lyrics but ya get my meaning lol ?
  23. It's like a couple getting divorced lol . I feel the us English are like the one that keeps begging the other not to go , please please don't go we're are better together ?. That's not for me if the Scottish want to go on there own let them and good luck to them !!
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