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    Elton John says to Rod Stewart , I've just bought a new Rolls Royce . Rod says, what reg ? Elton shouts , I've JUST BOUGHT, A NEW ROLLS ROYCE YOU DEAF c**t ?
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    Hated by the Scottish for being English and despised by the English for being a wannabe Scot . He will be sitting in one of he's many million pound homes with he 6 ft ex model wife bringing him a cold beer after which he will knock her back doors in . Lads I don't think he gives f**k ?
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    This is shite !
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    I'm the same lol no worries! I'm the same lol no worries!marshman ive cracked it lol its easy to upload pics haha im a numty haha hope you like him pal he's a cracker mate ?.
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    I have a white saluki lurcher called Django he was named after Django Rheinhardt,[ the gypsy guitarist ,] long before that film came out.I never thought the name was "gay ," perhaps i don't have finely tuned ," gaydar"?Did he catch many hares Inan ? Since it is illegal to course hares I haven't run him on them. so that's a no then ? shame as it's such a cool name lol
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    Stand Up ?

    marshman replied to marshman's topic in General Talk

    Cheers lads I'll be alright I've just got to memorise 15 jokes , its walk in say hello take the mic of the stand start with my best joke then stick to what I've memorised finish on my second best joke . Goodnight and f#ck you to my two mates and walk of .
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    Stand Up ?

    marshman replied to marshman's topic in General Talk

    Thanks gnash ! I know I'm gonna die on me arse mate but I've said I'm gonna do it now . I've worked it out a 5 minute set 3 jokes a minute thats 15 jokes in all , I've got two jokes so far lol . Paulus Nooo way mate ?
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    Stand Up ?

    marshman posted a topic in General Talk

    Oops I've said to a couple of mates ill do a open mic stand up at a comedy club. A bit nervous now as it's getting closer ( sh#tting myself really ?) . Anyone else done anything like this ?
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    I'm the same lol no worries!
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    that's a very true saying , you'd better hope that Djanjo don't Djack ?. Chuck a pic up of ya pup ?
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    I'll have a bet says the silver doesn't drop out of him lol ?. Atb M
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    I have a white saluki lurcher called Django he was named after Django Rheinhardt,[ the gypsy guitarist ,] long before that film came out.I never thought the name was "gay ," perhaps i don't have finely tuned ," gaydar"? Did he catch many hares Inan ?
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    Cool names are nearly as bad as hard names ?
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    The closing ceremony was based on " a night out in Glasgow " funny I couldn't see a anyone getting of with a fat ugly ginger girl anywhere ?.
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    ? funny !
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    Round 1

    marshman replied to norseman's topic in General Talk

    Never get tired of watching Hagler vs Hearns two comited men for sure ! So many fights to choose from but I liked Roberto Duran vs Iran Barclay .
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    Nice pup !
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    Tufft why would the lad wanna go to Poxy Hackney to see deer when he lives in the Garden of England ?Because he said he lived in London beforehand and never seen a deer.So there. ? ok mate
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    willie or Nobby ?
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    Dog or bitch ?
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    Tufft why would the lad wanna go to Poxy Hackney to see deer when he lives in the Garden of England ??
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    Ebola

    marshman replied to paulus's topic in General Talk

    I bet Wenger wanted to put a bid in when he heard Ebola might come to the UK
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    Just asked my mum where it was we went years ago with all the deer. Completely forgot about the place. Always known it as knole park not Greenwich. lol well maybe because knole park in Sevenoaks and Greenwich park is in Greenwich ? Both have deer are you sure your from Lewisham ? ?
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    Go to Greenwich park take a pic and show your little Sis ?
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    lol Edmonds and Cheggers plays pop you sure you don't want to slap Maggie Philbin as while you're at it ? showing your age there mate is there anyone a bit more current you'd like to smack ? ?
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