Think my Mrs favourite saying is " I haven't seen it ". She has, can't remember she has, can't remember were she has put it. Drives me insane.
I was putting up a light in the kitchen one day. Put my hand down for the screwdriver, gone. What have you done with the screwdriver? "haven't touched it" buggered if I could find it. So got another out of my toolbox, two hours later I found it in the cutlery draw.
Cheers Arry