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My next door neighbours garden is solid mares tail and I pull any bits coming up on my side and it seems to stop bothering trying to come this direction.

If I can get on porn sites with face recognition why the feck does a self service till need a shop assistant to confirm my age for paracetamol

That’s football mate, you want to be 120% every single minute of every single game, but some days you just aren't…..5 minute dip decides games at that level mate.

I agree with all you say WILF, but for a derby game (home and away), there was an urgency missing. We won a corner in 2nd half, no one went to take it. They all stood like pillocks. Trippier had been subbed and there was no plan B in place 1-1 at that point and I though "oh f**k, we is now f****d!"

Good piss take chant from the away support at the end... LOCK UP YA HORSES!

Here’s a thing I never understand, and by the way I don’t watch them week in/week out, how can fans be calling for Howes head after that first leg performance against Barcelona ?…….like, by the sounds of it, you got beat in a local Derby where both teams really want to win….someones got to win ! I just looked, you lost 2-1…..hardly a mauling is it mate. The team going backwards bit I don’t understand either, think where you were 6/7 years ago and had been there for quite a long time…..go from that to that Barcelona game ?…..the fact it’s even a subject of conversation tells you how f

Great flags, shame about the football

Mchull had nowt do we chucks death , it's boredom having read some of the topics on here , ie, thissen soaking ya knackers in cold water, , then there's the topic, how to wank my dog silly, eh,

Nah don frye is great but he doesnt defeat chuck, maybe bruce if he can catch him and hold him,

I watched it, found those blokes pathetic and embarrassing, would have loved to have met them in my local boozer back in the day

I've typed about three replies they all make me sound misogynistic male . I currently have too polite nice young lads that I slightly push to be more competitive and less naive , it's a tightrope lol they'll do alright and think me ancient until they have kids of their own

He’s on WhatsApp to me from the final whistle Fair play to Sunderland , they deserved it , that’s the end of Newcastles season and maybe Howe, as the team is going backwards , they are now a first half team , they fall to bits in the second half. The forwards he bought, Waldermort and Wissa cost about £145,000,000 and are useless. Howe has tried to make Waldermort another Joelinton, moving him to midfield but it hasn’t worked, and he won’t even play Wissa. We are stuck with them now, or sell them at a massive loss and try again. Not a happy time in thee Toon….. Cheers

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It provoked quite the conversation in my house between me, my wife and my youngest daughter. My youngest daughter holds the indoctrinated opinion that all men are arseholes and if they just stopped being brutes to women everything would be ok !! So, of course, I said “no, that’s bollocks !” My point was, these men and the people that follow them only exist because proper manhood has been so eroded…..we have a whole generation products of a cluster f**k where the family unit has been systematically attacked and being a man labeled toxic and evil in and of itself ! Proper blo

I'm convinced that when a father or parents don't give in and give up you can make a decent human. When you hear that well we had to as all their friends do or I don't get a say or it's pointless fighting it. I just think well my kids are all, so I'll be the b*****d and they'll turn out alright. I honestly think half the population think the state is responsible for how there kids do in life , I'm in benefit street and I think there's a few that will do alright mostly from hard knocks , mine are up the allotment messing about atm, I guess we're fairly strict manners what knot but they will tha

Back on the chicken dinner today, I prefer beef but the price seems to be going up every week, I need to convince everyone how good venison is, because that’s free

Where's Max when you need him charts...lol

A walk out around otley chevin today , nice to get out and stretch the legs

I still know a few good lads proper up for the graft but most of these are farmers lads, the sad thing is when I was a lad there was a handful of mincer’s that didn’t have a days graft in them and the rest of us used to be up for anything that would put a few quid in our pocket, now round here you have 3 groups, majority soft lads not a days graft in them, next lot, only graft they know is robbing folks motor bikes and flying around the streets 6 up like a chav white helmet display team and then you have a handful that have had a proper upbringing and want the graft

Tbf I didn't really expect to get as many as we did....think the dog and ferrets are ready for there summer rest now

Don Frye would end any of the afor mentioned martial artists .

Nice one to finish on

Last morning of the season today....got called in to shift some rabbits in a garden causing quite a lot of damage to the lawn.....2 Warren's for 10 lovely and easy no digs couple cups of coffee provided by owner and even payed me at the end until September that's a wrap